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FARSA CLAN THEME SONG!

Cheesebaron — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 12:24:04 +0000

Tanga hittade cool låt, som vi nu verkar vara klan theme song!

Lyssna här på YouTube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsFgmyFp28I

Awesome MW2 settings to speed up gameplay and make things easier for you!

Cheesebaron — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 10:16:52 +0000

Go to your MW2 folder, it shoud be somewhere in: C:/Program Files/Steam/steamapps/common/call of duty modern warfare 2/ and then go to the players folder.

In here you should have a file called: config_map.cfg

First of all, to get more bars on the ping thingie when you press tab to get the list of players alter these settings to:
seta cg_ScoresPing_MaxBars "10"
seta cg_ScoresPing_Interval "40"

If you dont care about the ragdoll effects:
seta ragdoll_enable "0"

If you are annoyed by the blur, when you use iron sight everywhere else than just in the middle of the screen:
seta r_dof_enable "0"

Performance settings:
seta r_texFilterAnisoMax "1"
seta r_texFilterAnisoMin "1"
seta r_multiGpu "1"
seta r_distortion "0"
seta r_drawSun "0"
seta r_drawWater "0"
seta r_fastSkin "1"
seta ai_corpseCount "0"
seta cg_drawSnapshot "0"
seta snaps "30"

If you want a lagometer shown, to see if someone is a crappy host (does not show when you are the host):
seta drawLagometer "1"

And if you want to see if there is a grenade near you when scoped:
seta cg_hudGrenadeIconEnabledFlash "1"
seta cg_hudGrenadeIconInScope "1"

When these settings are altered, save the file and start the game!
Happy fragging :)

6 reasons why all girls should drink beer

Cheesebaron — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:46:06 +0000

First of all hops which is in beer is super healthy. It has a lot of vitamine B6, which helps creating dopamine, which gives your girl super healty skin and hair.

Second of all the hop contains bioflavonoide which is a natural replacement for oestrogen, it will keep her young! (Maybe they should start early, like... 12 years old and binge beer to keep looking 12 :D )

Thirdly alcohol helps thining the blood and keeps strokes away!

No kidney stones!

No cancer!

Drunk rape sex!

I <3 U

Cheesebaron — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 21:20:42 +0000

To celebrate Clan [FA] I have found a song I want to dedicate to you.

The song is by Joe Esposito, which once was a quite popular singer back in the 80's, the song is called "You Are The Best", which you really are, and was introduced in the movie Karate Kid, which was about some gay kid trying to be cool with his Karate, which he learned from some small chinese man called Mr. Miyagi or some shit like that. That gnome Miyagi could heal woulds with his green snot dissolved in water, which was quite cool.

But to make the story short, you guys pwn! And here is a link for this song. Listen to it, have sex with it, drink along to the song, do whatever you want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jYcW1nEsGk

Dead babies are quite dead...

Cheesebaron — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:16:03 +0000

So I have been enlighted with a whole bunch of dead baby jokes, and I think they are the new substitute for your mom jokes. So if you have any good jokes feel free to post them here.

If you don't know what they are about, let me give you a small taste...

What is better than 10 babies in 1 tree?
1 dead baby in 10 trees!

What is better than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

WE NEED MEMBERS!

Cheesebaron — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:48:40 +0000

Clan Farsa needs members, if YOU know anybody nordic who wants to join the best clan out there, please have him or her join this group so we can runka our farsas together.