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The Cafe of Broken Dreams is was a elite group of video-gamers, hailing from the pre F2P-era of Team Fortress 2. We play an assortment of video games now and sometimes host events. Most of the time we sit in IRC Discord and complain about how bad video games have become.

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Sign-Up: February Cafe Luncheon

February 2, 2019 - doc | 0 Comments

It's that time again and Artifact still hasn't died[isartifactdead.com] so we're going to continue with our monthly tournament series:

You have been cordially invited to the (misspelled) Febuary Cafe Luncheon.

What: Artifact Pauper Constructed Tournament. 2 Matches. Swiss.

Where: At your own home, it's still a video game.

When: February! Games will start on 2/9 but assumed to take a few weeks to finish up.

Why: 1st place will get a $10 steam card + # of players! There is no cost to enter so first come first serve! 16 player cap!

To RSVP

Hop into the Cafe Discord[discord.gg]
and check the #deal-em-ups channel. It's posted in the title.
or
Message doc (Scrub) on Steam
and hope I'm: near my computer or logged into Steam.
or
Wait until the link goes public Wednesday morning
edit: It's live! https://playartifact.com/tournament/?invitekey=9277100428147926454

Congrats C-Bag! Jan Luncheon Winner!

January 18, 2019 - doc | 0 Comments

C-Bag has won the inaugural Cafe Luncheon Artifact Tournament!

The grand prize of ELEVEN DOLLARS has been sent his way and plans for next month's scuff is already under way.

January Cafe Luncheon Rankings:

C-Bag
2. Scrub
3. JDAG
4. Geight
5. N-brain
6. Ganky Kong

A few things learned from this tournament:

I accidentally made it 2 rounds, not much of a tournament.
I might let the winner take a smaller cut to make next month's pot bigger

Anyways: if you're interested in Artifact please join the Discord, we usually got a few games going every day or so and we like having new people to complain to!

Cafe Discord: https://discord.gg/NKnPGb3