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Story time :clock12: :clock12: sisters :information_desk_person: ‍♀ :information_desk_person: ‍♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish :heart: :heart: and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it played bad guy out loud :sound: :sound: so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls :two_women_holding_hands: :two_women_holding_hands: were completely vibing to it :couplekiss: :couplekiss: and they were like slayyyyy :hocho: :hocho: sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣🗣 "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?"

🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK :flushed: :flushed: and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life :pray: :pray: i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella :older_man: :older_man: and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀🧖‍♀ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful :bomb: :bomb: " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide"

he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂🧞‍♂ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan :japanese_ogre: :japanese_ogre: well i wasn't going to let blasphemy :rage: :rage: go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell :back: :back: and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: but then i felt an evil force rising :flushed: :flushed: it was xxxtentacion :astonished: :astonished: he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀🤦‍♀ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won :wink: :wink: and spread World peace :v: :v: so anyway that's the TEA sisters :coffee: :coffee: stay tuned for my fenti beauty :lipstick: :lipstick: giveaway :tada: :tada: and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗

god i wish Teresa Fildago would sleep with me forever