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Where did Hulk Hogan go?

SladeAZ — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 05:07:19 +0000

If anyone has any information on Hulk Hogans disappearance, please contact my sadness at 1-800-sad.

Also, I miss you guys.

This JUST in...

SladeAZ — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 06:27:42 +0000

Cats are squishy, fuzzy, and little demons.

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Salbei — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:46:14 +0000

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DICKS

Salbei — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:22:10 +0000

good morning everyone :)

GUYS I KNOW THE SECRET PHRASE IN GMOD

Salbei — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:24:40 +0000

IM ME IF YOU WANT ME TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU

YOU GET AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR TYPING THE SECRET PHRASE IN CHAT ON GMOD

CTF_VIKINGS

Salbei — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 02:30:36 +0000

COME ON LETS GO JOIN NOW

ok there are your mods

Salbei — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 05:43:44 +0000

i'll mod more people if we decide to do things and actually need them ffffffffffffffffffffffffff

someone give me a fuckin bologna sandwich i want one so bad

WE HAVE COLLECTIVELY PLAYED 182.8 HOURS OF TEAM FORTRESS 2

Salbei — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:09:29 +0000

do any of us have lives?

The history of male underwear

Dae — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:03:13 +0000

The earliest record of men's underwears comes from prehistoric people who wore leather loin cloths. Leather, of course, is known for its breathability and the fact that it doesn't collect odor. hrhrr.

Egyptians punted on the leather opting instead for a cloth wrap that they wore under skirts. Pharaohs were even buried with extra pairs to protect their after-life nanas.

In ancient Greece, slaves wore linen cloth but the greeks didn't.

Lacking lower arms the greek had found this tradition quite cumbersome.

The Romans briefly brought the loin cloth back but by the middle ages we'd all forgotten how to bathe. Baggy linens were used to seal and contain like one would with a fine cheese. Then the renaissance came.

With the birth of perspective penises were now in three dimensions and posed additional challenges.

Cross-dressing was all the rage and men often wore tight hose with a large opening at the crotchimus vertex. Yes, that is the correct term.

As the doublet outer garment became shorter this became awkward at limbo competitions.

The cod-piece solved that problem but like all things rrrrelated to the fish, size exaggeration became the norm. By the time of Henry the Eighth cod-pieces had spun out of control. Heavily padded and often doubling as pockets.

Teenagers around the world pay homage by occasionally stuffing their weed down there.

Henry's youngest daughter Elizabeth the First never got married and became sick of looking at a bunch of equipment she couldn't use. So underwear became boring again.

By the 1800s, Americans were wearing long underwear made out of wool. This was the cause of the Civil War.

The birth of the modern boxer short is attributed to John L. Sullivan who in the 1880s was a boxer.

The modern boxer short has four key components. The back of the boxer short is referred to as the score card. The score card acts as a blank canvas onto which is projected a record of one's bathroom hygiene. Next the boxer short is equipped with a straight forward version of what is called the portal. The portal acts as a gateway between the outside world and your special forest.

Boxers are also equipped with two handy adjustment flaps. Adjustment flaps come in handy during a phenomenon called bunching. Adjustment flaps can be used to initiate a unilateral reset or a bilateral reset. Finally each pair of boxers comes equipped with an elastic erection containment strap.

If you don't know what an erection is. To the best of my knowledge, it was invented in 1980 as an joint-venture between Lonnie Anderson and Valerie Bertinelli. Oh and I think Joe from Facts of Life. And Ricky Schroeder?

Oh, no, that was something else.

A more advanced underwear known as the brief, not for beginners, notice the lack of adjustment straps. Bunching is dealt with using a variety of advanced techniques. It is advised that wearers first master boxer adjustment to avoid injury. Briefs also come with a complex portal, perfect for when you're in a hurry.

I myself wear a hybrid: The boxer brief. They combine the adjustment strap technology of the boxer with the fertility reduction of the brief.

But for most it's a matter of taste and convenience. Much like a horse eventually gets used to feel of his jockey.

Get it? Jockey!

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:c

New TF2 Roleplay Campaign (Open Enrollment)

Salbei — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:35:28 +0000

The Grannicus is here to tell you an important thing!

Since the last Roleplay ended up going no where fast, we've decided to start a new one up in a different fashion. I've elected Murrnigga as a Game Master, and all characters are going to be assigned to the same team to create a greater sense of teamwork in the group.

Hopefully we can base at least a portion of the Roleplay events on in-game occurances. (Which means Respawn will be enabled. Of course, don't expect it to be a cakewalk. Coming back from the dead is serious business!)

Wether or not that team will be RED or BLU will be decided by a group vote. Although more of you are BLUniggas than REDfags, you never know. Don't get your hopes up either way, because in the end they're all guys with guns.

It is far more likely that we would be using Skype for the roleplay sessions than Steam, but again, this will be determined through a group vote. You can /almost/ count on the fact that everyone will want to do this via Skype though. (Voice chat will be used to reduce irrelevant chatter in the text)

To apply for this roleplay, please have at least 2 paragraphs prepared describing your character. You may leave them in the comments section of this announcement.