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It was under Deeeeeeee!

Elle — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:20:50 +0000

The only way to banish Nightmare Moon is to find the elements of Derpy -
Mustard, orange, sasquatch, France, and shoe!

It has come to my attention

Elle — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 15:52:53 +0000

that one or all of you happen to be larma's. If you happen to see a larma, don't panic. Drop what you're doing, and call "Whoo whoop!" as loud as you can. This will trigger the Interplanatary Larma Defense Grid for the Protection of Humanity and Related Species (ILDGPHRS, for short), which, at such a point, you should duck, and shine a bright lazer pointer in its eyes to blind it so the ILDGPHRS can do its work.
If you encounter a Larma, and do not have a lazer pointer present - refrain from touching it by any means.
If you are unsure if your friends or family are Larmas, perform the following test.
Things you will need - A bag of ice, ten pounds of grapefruit, a teacup pig, and a large, heavy duty, fully automatic shotgun.
1: Shoot the grapefruit with the shotgun.
2: Add the broken grapefruit to the ice.
3: Place the teacup pig in the ice/grapefruit mix.

If, after all of the these measures have been taken, and you know your family to be a Larma, you may call the LaughingLarmaHotline for assistance.

This is going out to everyone - Larma awareness is hugely important - be aware, and remember, the only thing to fear, is fear itself. And Larmas.

Dear freakin' Muffin Princess,

Elle — Thu, 19 May 2011 23:01:10 +0000

How the the fruit doth say, 'Prithee!" to happy forsooooooth apple. Awkwardness Cutie Mark ninjas loved my so squawk magic. Please syrup bacon when hungry. Can eat you ‘re sandwiches, couch, banana phones inside glue relative Heat Up tubes inside the accept Attorney Celestia party, Careful LIGHTNING!!! Me am grammar your face. Headshot? Headshot? Friendship OMFG. Hardcasting pie apothecary won’t supercalifragelisticexpialadocious with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconisis and Antidisestablishmentarianism fun period. Ergo, Sesquipedaliophobia? Thank my flat paper flank with bubbles.

Your Herpa derpa pedagogue ,
Queen Freakin’ smells lavender A.K.A. Love the Derpy. Muffin.

P.S. Gabe moist.