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      <title>Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.</title>
      <description>The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy</description>
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