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Death to all

assgoblin87 — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 06:21:32 +0000

The recent bustle in the gift shop has led to lots of physical contact between people, especially a certain cancerous people. The disease the PRP disease control had thought they had eliminated was back for a thirst of blood. It started between a simple argument between freeburg ( le infected ) and Godzilla ( the victim ) . The two were bickering over who was the bigger dickhead, when suddenly freeburg bit godzila. Later that day, Godzilla coughed in Cannon Fodders face as he made 8 year old insults to the poor souvenir shop cashier.
The disease has only just begun...

Cancer Spreads Quickly

Ethan — Fri, 11 May 2018 21:16:34 +0000

After Aperson, Awesomepelt, and Freeburg commented in the quarentined PRP group chat, they contracted Cancer not 2 minutes later. As all of their comments were about a meme, they all contracted 3rd degree Cancer. Freeburg, who is naturally prone to Cancer due to his unusual personality, saw 2nd degree Cancer appear as a brain tumor in his Prefrontal Cortex. Aperson and Awesomepelt have exactly 24 hours before tumors appear in their brains. As the KRP group chat is off limits to the PRP Department of Health, there is little hope for these players. Freeburg has 12 hours before 1st degree Cancer shuts down
his brain, while Aperson and Awesomepelt have 42 hours.

-Regards
PRP Board of Directors

Cancer Resurfaces in PRP Group Chat

Ethan — Sun, 08 Apr 2018 17:43:51 +0000

The virus known as 'Cancer' has arisen in the PRP group chat, as there currently is no PRP server the only way the Cancer can spread is through player transmission. Should a player comment on the PRP group, then within the next 20 minutes comment on the KRP group there is a 90% chance it will transmit to the KRP chat. PRP officials were caught completely off guard as the PRP group chat began seeing more action than ever before, after PRIME left, PRP was left in an economic crisis, the server died and admins were being captured left and right. This left the Group extremely vulnerable to diseases and viruses, such as the 'Cancer' virus, 'Autistic Screeching Syndrome', and the 'Retarded Rant' disease.

PRP officials are attempting to contain the virus as it spreads rapidly through air and water. Citizens are directed to isolate and avoid carriers of the virus, and report any symptoms to your local Asylum.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to Irrational Rage, Autism, Slurs, Excessive Swearing, Useless Comments, Spam and Being Annoying.

Regards,
-PRP Board of Directors

The opening of the PRP Museum

assgoblin87 — Fri, 29 Dec 2017 03:11:48 +0000

So as stated in Ed’s announcement, PRP will be yet again renovated and transformed into a museum. Admission fee is $5, and you can take your children to the Souvenir shop. Souvenirs include posters of PRIMEs rebellion, and a signed poster of Potato showing off his muscles. There are motivational PRP propaganda documentaries, and we are selling Ed’s collection of his home made torture Chamber documentaries. You can also buy Potato and Rabbit Shopkins, a real potato, and a pet rabbit (warning, it has not eaten for months). The museum has many fun activities for your little ones, including the big red Start Your Own Server Button. Simulations include the Collapse of the First PRP, where you build a Jenga Tower to the sky and collapse your server with one foul swoop. You can also Roleplay as Edward the rabbit, by sitting in a wombat hole. One of the new features of our museum is the candy shop, where we have a wide range of dicks to suck. Beware of the grumpy Night Guards, Potato and Edward, who won’t have second thoughts of shooting solicitors on sight :-)

Regards,
Head of Night Guard Security,
PotatoInMyAnus

Very Important Change

Ethan — Fri, 29 Dec 2017 01:13:11 +0000

PRP is now located in Afghanistan, due to recent tensions.

Bashar al Assad(Edward) will be commenting on recent tensions.

I'm sorry PRP came to this, I expect more, maybe even 2 or 3 more games of Town RP but I was not surprised to find, the next day everything gone to shit. Well what can I say, Potato fucked up. I'm not very disappointed, more just bored. All my disappointment was used up after Toon came back, I don't have anything against Toon, all he did was come back fully aware he would suck the life out of PRP. Toon's doing alright, just look at the Colony RP!

All admins will be fired on new years eve, the pass changed, and Edward and Potato will resume as night guards. Forever, and ever.

-Bashar al Assad

The end of PRP and Start Of Peace

assgoblin87 — Thu, 28 Dec 2017 22:01:00 +0000

So with all that’s been going on for me, this drama (Yes, I know I caused a lot of it) and a recent death in my family, I have decided to close PRP. As said in the admin resignations, this has been coming. For everyone who hates me, I understand. I know I’ve done things that are wrong and I made mistakes, and I apologize and hope you can forgive me, if not I understand. Toon and I have decided enough is enough and it’s time for peace, which will happen when the Union of PRP and KRP forms. Admins from PRP who wish to admin on KRP will be allowed to do so, if Toon sees they are capable. I know I’ve contributed to the tearing of the community, but I apologize and I am now trying to mend my mistakes. Don’t worry, I am not part of the deal and I will die along with PRP. Now we can finally have a Peaceful, quality Roleplay, under the one who deserves to be the leader of this community, Toon.

https://youtu.be/E2GhnpR7sUw

potato out
*barrel rolls*

Badmin Resigns

Tree — Thu, 28 Dec 2017 20:56:37 +0000

So yeah I'm resigning because it seems like every rp group ends and starts the same way out of a rebellion or riot. Second reason is that i don't think any admin in this group is good enough to properly lead and revive PRP. I'm also pretty tired of the M&B RP community in general almost everyone in a position of is twisted or just down right shit at being a good honest leader. So that about sums it up I probably won't comeback to the rp community might just uninstall warband .

Goodbye everyone love you all no homo tbh.

Connor Leaves PRP forever

Lil Nas X — Thu, 28 Dec 2017 19:06:08 +0000

This is why i am resigning as admin and never coming back:

Potato : I never thought that Potato was capable of leading a server. He knew how to rp well but he seemed too "meme-y" to be able to efficently lead. However as long as Potato had good coheads i feel like PRP could have survived. He was a good man tho...

Awesomepelt : He left... lol

Edward: I truly thought that Edward would be a great Hea Admin. He was professional, knew how to rp, and was pretty popular. He was a good friend. THen he created Edward's New Reich. I can't tell if this a meme or not, but he claims that it is real. Now you may ask "What is so bad about this new group?" Well one of the reforms Ed makes is that "Deformed, or disabled people will be executed." I doubt any of you knew this but I have a disable sister. For this reason I found this new group very offensive and therefore i encourage everyone to say away from the new reich for the time being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV6Av4WdCOc

Farewell PRP,
Connor

P.S. Sorry if im overreacing to a meme group but PRP is dying either way so ye

What A Time It Was.

ifb — Thu, 28 Dec 2017 01:45:20 +0000

Welp, I'm resigning guys. I just don't want to be there when Prime RP falls. It's a great group and community, really. But, it's a only a fragment of former RP groups. I'm really sorry.

https://youtu.be/ZbM_0hRTSiA

Thanks for sticking with me and everyone else for all this time.

https://youtu.be/ckMQq60Xfmk

Rhodesians Never Die,
Ian Smith.

P.S
Change the Admin Pass.

The Pelt Merchant Resigns

we've got trouble — Wed, 27 Dec 2017 01:11:08 +0000

Third time's the charm, right? Anyway I resign because Potato refuses to run this server in a way that is beneficial to everyone. KRP and PRP are not in a cold war, they are 2 Servers with the same goal, good RP. I also resign beause I'm tired af and decided to resign with Tim. I am also sick of having to essentially run the server myself, among Potato laziness and incompetance. Was this the correct descision? I'm not sure, but we will see sometime soon. Anyway here's a song and my goodbye. Thank you all for your kindness, this is Peltmin, signing off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

Your Possibly Gucci Co-Head,
Awesomepelt