Phil Swift Fan Club PhilFanClub
Phil Swift Fan Club PhilFanClub
November 1, 2017
United States 
ABOUT Phil Swift Fan Club

By joining this group you promise to:.
-Pray to Phil Swift daily.
-Never use Phil Swifts' name in vain.
-Spread the good news about Phil Swift to everyone.
-Purchase Flex Tape/Flex Seal until you die.
-Saw any boat you see in half.

How To advance in Phil Swift doctrine:

comment: Bless Phil Swift until he takes us home. On any Admins account.
(level 1: new believer)

Comment: Praise Phil. Praise Phil. on group comment.
(level 2: church goer)
Invite all your friends to this group
(level 3: Dedicated Church goer)

Be a member of the Phil Swift doctrine for a month
(level 4: Chaplin)

Play a game with any Mod or Admin( can pass level 3 if this is completed
(level 5: Bishop)

Be a member for 6 Months
(level 6: Pastor)

Show your love for Phil swift by completing level 5 and having Swift as your steam profile picture.
(level 7: High Priest)

Complete 6 and have your favorite group as Phil Swift Fan Club and Recruit 5 members to the doctrine
(level 8: Overseer)

Complete 7 and be in close relation with any Mod or Admin for a month
(level 9: Overseer of Doctrine)

Be a Phil Swift Fan Club Member for a YEAR
(level 10: Pope)

Dedicate oneself by completing all levels, and by donating some form of benefit to the Phil Swift Fan Club
(level 11: All Seeing Eye of Phil Swift Doctrine)

Brethren, the time is now to share the peace of our beloved father Phil Swift
100 Members Celebration
Patriotic American Aug 29, 2018 @ 10:27pm 
Bless Phil Swift For Creating Me. If He's Not The Second Coming Of Jesus Then I Will Kill Myself
xd Mr.m Jul 12, 2018 @ 7:17pm 
Phil our god help Surny plz
Fruit Gushers Jul 7, 2018 @ 7:16pm 
oh great Phil can flextape fix my broken marrige
Mr_Eyebrows Jul 3, 2018 @ 4:50am 
Respond with ur favourite Flex Seal flavour, my personal favourite is FlexSeal Brite
PigLpuG Jun 26, 2018 @ 11:07pm 
part 2
After he fixed everything he had destroyed, he was finally happy. All the guilt in him before had vanished away. The whole world cheered him name and called him their saviours. Phil felt great but he didn't want this. He didn't want his named to be called. He just wanted to be normal, just a normal person doing normal things. So he use his powers to clear everybody's memory about the disaster, Flex Seal's true power and Phil Swift godly ability. Everybody forgot about him but he was fine, he didn't want people to praise him. This is the story of a very humble man that just wanted to do good and not be praised about it. This is the story that was created from just four words... 'That's A Lotta Damage'....
PigLpuG Jun 26, 2018 @ 11:07pm 
part 1
The Following is the origin of ‘That’s A Lotta Damage’...

When Phil Swift was bestowed in this beautiful world, the sky seemed to light up. Rainbows appeared everyone as Phil Swift said his first word...or four words, 'That's A Lotta Damage'. Right after Phil Swift said these four words, the world shook, tornadoes killed millions of people and injured even more, earthquakes made buildings and structures collapsed and the whole world fell in a dark state. Phil was filled with guilt and wanted to fix everything he destroyed, so he came up with something so magnificent and amazing, it was considered a weapon of the gods. It was called... Flex Seal. It was made out of Phil Swift own blood and sweat. This is what gave Flex Seal, its mighty power. Using this godly weapon, he fixed everything. The buildings and structures. The people who died and were injured. The boat that was sawed in half because of a saw that was flung by a tornado.
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November 1, 2017
United States