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600 members

0x1 — Thu, 12 Jul 2018 03:06:29 +0000

My fellow petorians,

A few days ago, we reached 600 members. Doctor Disrespect only cheated on his wife one time.

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Everybody wants the good life, but not everybody gets the good life, right? Imagine for a second. If right now, today, how much more successful would you be if you just started a company 50:50 with Bill Gates as your business partner and he was using every trick of the trade that he used to build Microsoft into one of the biggest companies in the world?
Imagine how much money you’d have in your bank account today – how much more money, I should say – if Warren Buffet was teaching you how to invest in the stock market, showing you what he used to build Berkshire Hathaway into a $140 billion company. Imagine how much happier you’d be today if the Dali Lama was your personal guide, showing you how to find fulfillment in life, in the little things that most people overlook.
Imagine how healthy you’d be today if when you woke up, you went down to your gym, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was waiting there, who was your personal trainer, showing you how he built his body into the most fit body maybe ever, right?
Imagine the change you’d be making in the world, the injustice you’d be solving today, if Mother Theresa and you were running a charity together and she was showing you what she learned on the streets of Calcutta, helping the poor, the sick, and the dying.
Mentors have the power to do this in your life. I think everybody here recognizes the importance of a role model. But in the next few minutes, I’m going to show you how mentors are more powerful than you can possibly imagine in their ability to transform your life. It’s interesting that I’m here in Luxembourg, because my grandmother was born not too far from here, in Berlin, Germany. She is 96 years old, by the way, and she said, “Tai, tell them hello.” So, hello from my 96-year-old grandma.
She said, “There was a role model, a mentor that I had when I was a little girl.” She was born in 1918 in Berlin, and she said, “We had a renter in our house.” Edith Knox, who was a famous piano player from California in the 1920s. And she said, “Tai, this woman made such an impression on me.” She rented a room for a summer, and she said, “Edith Knox wore pants.” My grandma said, “I’d never seen a woman wear pants.” Apparently, in Germany in the ’20s, no women wore pants. And not just regular pants. She had an orange jumpsuit on.

And then she’d play the piano, and Edith Knox, every hour, would stand on her head for exercise. My grandma was like 7 and she said, “Tai, I thought if that’s how women are in California, one day I’m going to move to California.” And sure enough, she ended up in California. That’s part of the story of how my family ended up in California. And I’m from California. I flew here. It took me 20 hours to get here, and I’m from Hollywood, specifically.
So Hollywood, the “Land of Dreams.” Or for most people, it’s the land of broken dreams. Every year, 100,000 people move in and out of Hollywood. Some come to be movie stars, actors, singers, writers, comedians. Most go home empty-handed. So I live up in the Hills, and I’m surrounded by all these celebrities. I have one on my left, one on my right. And I often think, “Why did these celebrities make it? What did they do differently that allowed them to make it?” Because in Hollywood, everybody wants something, but not everybody gets what they want. So I want to talk a little bit about that today.
Because life is short. I think we all realize the sands of time quickly can slip by in your life. And you don’t want to be old when you finally get the good life, or too old. Right? It’s like the Dutch saying, “We’re too soon old, too late smart.”
Steve Jobs said, “I didn’t want to be the richest man in the graveyard.” And I realized this. I remember back, I was younger and Alan Nation, one of my mentors, he had told me, “Tai, what did you want to be when you were 16? That’s the truest version of yourself. What did you want to be when you were 16?”
And I remember at 16, I wanted to find the good life. Aristotle talks about eudaimonia, his definition of the good life. Health, wealth, happiness, love. All those things. And I remember going, “It’s too hard. How am I ever going to figure this out? There are so many hard questions. I’m 16. I got to figure out what college I am going to go to, what religion I’m going to follow, who I’m going to marry, what politics, where to live, what career and path to pursue.” And I had this idea. I was like, “I know the perfect idea.” What I’ll do is I’ll find one person – I thought this was so genius, it turned out to not be so smart – But I’d find one person who had all the answers.

550 members

0x1 — Mon, 09 Apr 2018 12:00:41 +0000

Holy crap, 550 members. That’s 50 less than 600. Exactly 4 months ago, we celebrated reaching 500 members. What happens now? A new term of service is in the works.

500 members celebration

0x1 — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:59:27 +0000

Greetings my fellow Petorians[familyguy.wikia.com]. Today [1/9/2018] marks a very special day. Today we have reached 500 members, that's 500 more members away from 1,000.

Did you know? On this day, in 1955, actor/voice actor J. K. Simmons was born.

While this celebration is underway, our musical production team whipped up a new song, check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hwCKsQoVAo

Merry Christmas

0x1 — Tue, 26 Dec 2017 05:44:43 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx3QoG1_qLY

Peter Protection: Reborn

0x1 — Wed, 15 Nov 2017 00:20:28 +0000

Peter Protection: Reborn

This iconic meme protection movement was a reaction against the mainstream co-option of the subcultural products of the underground, an attempt employ defensive strategies to protect against the illegal commercialization and redistribution of our content. Weaponized autism, if you will.

To gain a staggering 400+ followers, it says something. In the months prior to the founding of Peter Protection, we saw a blossoming of a protest movement, a meme alliance, demanding their content remain moderated. It is after all, their right. When I chose to create the group, it all came from a dream, "if artists who spend hours upon hours ameliorating their work are given some sort of anti-redistribution protection, why can't the same be done to internet memes?". Thus the project began. Though our efforts plummeted to the point where our services could no longer be enforced, trying to grow such an anemic authority was hardly worth the time and effort, when the primary tactics used to reveal our cause to the public was crippled.

It demanded reconsideration. Some personally contacted me, stating that this was required to secure the future of original content.

Which is why I have decided to re-open the Peter Protection program, but no longer as an authority, but as a clan.

300 members + coming out of the closet

0x1 — Mon, 24 Jul 2017 23:43:01 +0000

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hey beter

200 members

0x1 — Wed, 05 Jul 2017 05:10:13 +0000

Do british people actually exist?
I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence:
>Where are they from?

Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders.
Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.
Do there is a consensus on british people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing.
>What do they eat?

Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these british people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
>What language do they speak?

I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""british"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh?
And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not.

***What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.***

100 members

0x1 — Sat, 03 Jun 2017 21:20:26 +0000

hey beter