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Nicolas Cage and Laser Sights <NCaLS>
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Nicolas Cage and Laser Sights <NCaLS>
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ABOUT Nicolas Cage and Laser Sights

'Cause when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, all you'll really need is Nicloas Cage and Laser Sights

*There are 2 requiements to be able to join our group*

1.) Liking Nicolas Cage ; having some sort of Nicolas Cage game spray.

2.) Having a love for Laser Sights where you will go through an entire campaign with them even if you run out of ammo and/or it's a crappy tier 1 gun.

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"We follow an unspoken creed. A creed that places upon us the responsibility to Laser Sights to make sure they never.... NEVER be left unfound.

We will NOT stand for Laser terrorists, foreign and domestic !

I ask you this: Would Nicolas Cage stand idly by and watch Laser Sights go unfound? Would he put up with promises of finding Lasers only to be disappointed and tricked by lies?

NAY he would not stand for it!

He would jump into his Shelby Mustang GT, that he nicknamed Eleanor , he'd have Chrissy bring him the Big Knife , he'd say Fuck Mexico and he'd say Hoorah for the sounds of fuckin' silence while making Lyudo everyone put the bunny back in the box! "

- Purple Parrots: CoFounder of NCaLS

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**Laser Sight Grabbing Etiquette:
(in required order)

1.) Gasp!!! -- (if you are the one who discovers them).
2.) Wait for other laser sight enthusiasts to gather round.
3.) Deep inhale.
4.) Loud squeeling prolonged laser sight yell. -- (must be in one long breath).
5.) Drop a game spray while still yelling.
6.) Tinkle a little bit. -- (optional though highly advised)
7.) Deep recovering inhale to regain all consciousness.
8.) Grab a laser sight.


***NOTE: Only one of the following rules needs to be broken to be exiled from this group.

1.) Recognition of Nicolas Cage being awesome.
2.) Never defacing a Nicolas Cage spray.
3.) You are to not elect to not grab a laser sight.
4.) In the event of running out of ammo or coming across a better/preferred gun are you not allowed to forfeit your lasered gun unless under the following circumstances--coming across more laser sights or if picking up a different weapon to fight a tank or horde due to depleted ammo then once again picking up your lasered gun.
5.) If a fellow teammate has died you must either carry their gun by repeatedly pressing the e button or accompanying them to retrieve their gun once it has spawned.


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Crazy Girl With A Gun Nov 30, 2016 @ 7:57pm 
:2016weiner: electric, our weiners match! :pooboo:
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Nice weiner! :zombiethumbsup:
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okay, i just bought a weiner :2016weiner:
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