Our Next OFFICIAL MACHINIMA

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:25:29 +0000

Jumper parody

If you haven't watched it, go watch it

What we're doing:
Scout can teleport at random, but he can't control it, every time he ends up in a random place. Good, or bad, he will just teleport off, and not have a clue what just happened.

THIS is what we set our Machinima Standards at.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:11:30 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NWB72My5_c&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgarrysmod.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

Post more machinima ideas, we'll pick the best one

Machinima Ideas

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:01:36 +0000

Person who's superpower is their biggest fear

Person who is able to stop time, at random.

Try filming again at 5:00PM Central (-6) Saturday

Thu, 28 May 2009 22:32:43 +0000

Objections? It's 4:30 my time now.

Machinima Idea!

Thu, 28 May 2009 03:14:52 +0000

Everyone and their friends who have a huntsman should participate in this somehow. We're going to decide who is an 'archer' (Huntsman) or a Swordsman (Sniper Melee weapon) and we can re-enact a famous medieval war. I'm a decent mapmaker, so we can even get our own map, as well. What do you think?

Current Script! Anything need changing?

Wed, 20 May 2009 06:34:57 +0000

Angel, You'll be talking a lot for this Episode, sorry

Name Pending
Characters:
Chris The British Badass (Sniper)
Zachary The Bratty One (Scout)
Casey The Female One (Spy)
Ark The Mean One (Soldier)
Sam The Black One (Demoman)
Evan The Gay One (Medic)
MMMMF (Fred) The Mute One (Pyro)
Carter The Fat One (Heavy)
Geoff (Jeff) The Smart One (Engineer)

Host: These are the Teams!
Red team comes out of Garage, consists of
Spy (Female)
Engineer (Smart)
Pyro (Mute)
Scout (Brat)
These are our Red team contestants!

Camera pans all the way to Blu Garage
Soldier (Mean)
Medic (Gay)
Heavy (Fat and dumb)
Sniper (Badass)
This is our Blu team!

They stand in a line in the middle of the map

Host: These two teams will be vying to stay in the next season, They will be awarded each $500,000 if they beat the other team in various challenges against each other.
The first challenge, a CTF game.

Day 1
Red Base
Pyro: MMFFF!!!
Spy: Excellent, Gentlemen, I do believe we need some sort of battle plan for this ‘challenge’? I believe it will be ‘Two Fort’?
Engineer: Got that right, But what?
Scout: I want a Battleplaaaan!
Spy: Ecuzé?
Scout: Make oooone!
Pyro: *Flamethrower Taunt*
Scout: I’m going to go get a manicure!

Pyro and Scout run off

Engineer: Looks like we’re the only two smart people on our team ‘eh?
Spy: Indeed…

At Blu Base…

Medic: Heavy friend. Vhat is your name?
Heavy: Name Carter, Carter Big!
Medic: I know, I really Like you, big friend of mine
Heavy: Yeaaaah!
Sniper: Quit yer’ Gay love Medic, We need a battle plan fer tha’ Challenge y’see? Thinkin’ it’ll be… Y’know, Two Fort!
Soldier: Shutup, I can do this all by myself, you got that?
Sniper: Look ‘ere, I’m blind, and I can shoot you in the head no problem…
Soldier: All I gotta do is blow things up! No sweat!
Medic: But Vhat will Carter, Ark and I do Comerade?
Soldier: Stay out of our way!
Heavy: Dah…

Camera pans outside Red base Where Engineer and Pyro are talking

Pyro: Mmf… *press C 3*
Engineer: I agree completely wit’cha, but we need to get to know each other a bit better ‘eh?
Pyro *C 4*
Engineer: Yeah…
Engineer Leaves scene
Pyro: *Flamethrower taunt*

Confessional Cam

Spy: I do not think this team good, The engineer is ze only smart person in this team, looks like I’m going to have to train them

Engineer cuts through into the spy’s confessional
Engineer: Wat’cha doing!?
Spy: Get out!
Engineer: Fine…

Sniper: This team is full of fools, I must take over this team, and teach them how to fight like men!

Day 2, Blu Base 2 Fort, courtyard

Sniper: I ‘ave called you all here today to discuss… Problems…
Medic: Like what, Chris?
Sniper: You, Evan, You’re all in love with carter!
Heavy: VHAAT? Oh no god! *runs upstairs*
Soldier: Right… Now then, Battleplan, I rush them with Carter and Evan, Evan ubercharges Carter, I fly up the grate while they make a distraction, grab the intel, and cap it, no problem! Chris, You sit there and be spy fodder, okay?
Sniper: I am Sniper! I ‘m no fodder! I’m bloody BLIND! I should have you know, I brought my team to a flawless v-
Soldier: Shut up! I hear something…

Red Base, 2Fort, Upstairs

Spy: Alright Gentlemen, So, I shall go after the sniper, Geoff, you build a sentry in our intel, Pyro, you will go after the heavy and the medic, and…
Scout: WHAT’LL I DO!?
Spy: I was getting to th-
Scout: WELL? I WANT A JOOOOBB!
Spy: You run through the… sewers! And grab their intel, and bring it back here!
Scout: Woohoo! That’s what I’m talking about!
Pyro: *Axe taunt* *Runs downstairs*
Spy: I am going to go… somewhere…

Blue base, blues are talking

Spy: Hmm… So that’s what they are doing… This can be useful…
Soldier: … I heard something
Spy: Secrebleu! Time to be going… *cloaks*

End of Ep. 1

We're going to try Filming this week!

Tue, 19 May 2009 03:10:35 +0000

By Saturday, I should actually have a decent script, since last time we got together, the script has not changed. So Saturday, I'll be posting when we are going to try and get this thing going