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Local PUBG Player Announced Best Gamer Of All Time

Bruhzinski — Wed, 16 Aug 2017 18:02:03 +0000

That's right! A local steam user and gamer recently finished #15 in the squad mode of Player Unknown Battlegrounds. The player, Huge Gaping Cunt, was soon swarmed with news vehicals and fans questioning how he accomplished such a feat.

"It was easy," Cunt commented on the matter, "All I did was wipe 8 teams and carry my team to victory." Cunt also mentioned he was naked the entire time and only used his fists. What a badass. We also asked for clarification if he was naked in real life, but he declined to comment.

With such an impressive score, the lead game maker guy, Player Unknown, has crowned Cunt as the greatest gamer and PUBG player of all time.

That is all!
Zombo, Meme Team

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Bruhzinski — Fri, 11 Aug 2017 19:13:12 +0000

your going to get hacked, leave this group right fucking now

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Clark Fent — Fri, 11 Aug 2017 18:56:48 +0000

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The Key To Being Immortal Has Been Discovered

Bruhzinski — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 22:39:40 +0000

That's right! A group of fucking dipshits have discovered the key to being immortal. You should try reading the title so I wouldn't have to rephrase it here, you dumb piece of shit. The key to being immortal is to just admit that whatever you did was "JUST A PRANK BRO" and it is instantly forgot by everyone. Seriously. Pranking is a new form of art that allows any idiot to get away with any dumb task.

That's why I am going out and raping women on the street. I just plug and chug and then say "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO" and we all have a good laugh. I recommend that you try it too, pal.

That is all!
~Zombo, Meme Rapist

The Meme Stock Market Has Crashed!

Bruhzinski — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 18:53:00 +0000

That's right! Early this morning, the Meme Market crashed, and the meme buck's value plummeted by 54.34%. As of now, any fat loser who was in possession of memes has locked them up in their safe drawers until the value goes back up. The estimated year for the increase is around 4 years from now. Although I can't really tell because I don't have 2020 vision.

This is a fair warning to all, KEEP YOUR MEMES SAFE. The dreaded meme theives are running on the streets of the internet, and no meme is safe.

That is all!
~Zombo, Meme Pioneer

Santa Clause Found Dead With 56 Dead Hookers

Bruhzinski — Tue, 29 Dec 2015 01:53:05 +0000

That's right! Santa clause was seen outside of a local North Pole bar with 56 dead hookers surrounding his body. The autopsy revealed that he died from sex overdose, and he literally drained all the cum in his body. The anonymous person who found the body was disgusted by the "sticky snow" surrounding the body of Saint Nick.

I guess after a night of partying he was Saint DICK. Haha. Anyway the elves are in panic and are currently under a total communist government until a new Santa Clause can be elected. It is unsure how the Saint Nick selection is done, but if it cannot be completed by Christmas next year, then we may have to go a year without presents.

That is all!
~Zombo, Memerino Matachino

Minions have been identified as the cause of cancer

Bruhzinski — Sun, 25 Oct 2015 19:35:41 +0000

That's right! A new study done by the SGRPTIAMNAV (Scientific Guild Researching Proof That I Am Not A Virgin) has recently linked that the little yellow minions from Despicable Me to cancer. In fact, they have been the main cause for cancer for years. Doctor shitstain commented on the matter "Minions have been found as far back as 1967. After spending hours scouring wikipedia, we discovered that cancer originated in 1967, and after looking through our microscopes, we realized that the minions were covered in cancer!"

The team then decided that the cure for cancer was simple - destroy the minions. If you see a minion in your area, find your nearest flamethrower and burn the living shit out of it.

That is all!
~Zombo, Meme Master