en-us Steam Community RSS Rule #1: Doug is always right.<br>If Doug is wrong, refer to Rule #1.<br><br><br> Rule #2: Every new member must swear the oath:<br>“I do solemnly swear to blame lag, praise Doug, and deny everything.”<br><br><br> Rule #3: All arguments will be settled by 1v1 in Hunt.<br>Winner gets ego boost.<br>Loser says “#YearOfTheDoug” in general chat.<br><br><br> Rule #4: We don’t third-party.<br>We arrive strategically.<br><br><br> Rule #5: Dougware Industries Customer Support Hours:<br>3:17 AM – 3:18 AM<br>Tickets will be ignored professionally.<br><br><br> Rule #6: Dougware does not cheat.<br>We simply experience reality earlier than others.<br><br><br> Rule #7: Doug is not a person. Doug is a system. Wed, 25 Feb 2026 15:59:57 +0000 ALi <3 https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Dougware/announcements/detail/542257683090112636