Adrian's Favourite Show: Marvel's Jessica Jones Is A Waste of Time

Barrage Obama — Tue, 15 Dec 2015 12:54:03 +0000

After months of Adrian pestering me to watch his latest favourite show, Jessica Jones, I finally did it. I watched the thing. And my God. Not only does Adrian absolutely love cock he also loves horrible TV shows. This show was an abolute waste of my valuable time. Time which I could've spent drinking lemonade, eating cauliflower or gardening. This show has taken away hours of my life that I will never get back.

This show had so much potential. It had an alright story, an alright cast. This show could've been so much. It could've been a brilliant miniseries of 3 to 4 60-90 minute episodes, but instead it was a long ass steaming pile of incoherent, convuluted, frustrating and boring shit. Unlike my quick and snappy shits.

Jessica Jones was not memorable, one bit. I think there is one line from this show that I'll remember not because it's poignant or intelligent, but because it was funny. This line was the best part of a 10 hour long television series. "He can't even tie his own shoes without my permission".

Comparing this show to its predecessor Daredevil, a well made series with more interesting characters style and writing, which had the same format and length. Daredevil suited the runtime and the episode length. It had an engaging story arc, good character development and it wasn't shit.

Okay so I know what your thinking "Would I do any better"? Well i'm glad you ask. My screen play for Marvel's Jessica Jones; In 3 easy 90 minute installments:

Also Spoilers, Not that any of you should care it's a shit show that you shouldn't waste your time on

Marvel's Jessica Jones

Not Shit
Revised By Liam Howlin

Episode 1:

We meet Jessica Jones, we get introduced to her character her acoholism and whatever. She meets the Schloppman Family, they say find our daughter. She finds the daughter, the daughter kills her parents, RIP parents. Girl's in jail, we meet master lawyer Jerry Hogarth.

End Ep. 1

Episode 2:

Oh no, naughty mind control man Kilgrave is back we need to hunt this naughty man down and save Hope from the electric chair. So begins Kilgrave calling and talking to Jessica, they talk shit, she gets mad a lot, he's all love me and what not. They talk about family and how his life was bad, but no she had it worse. She eventually tracks him down. He runs away and leaves a USB in Jessica's apartment. The USB has Kilgrave's past on it with his parents doing the experiments on him.

He releases the girl from the prison by mind controlling the judge and DA. they meet in a bar, Jessica won't kill Kilgrave because Hope will get killed. So Hope kills herself so Jessica can kill Kilgrave. Kilgrave runs away.

End ep. 2

Epsiode 3: Final Episode:

Jessica tracks down Kilgrave's to find a way to defeat him. Kilgrave follows her and captures his parents before Jessica. He uses his parents to make him stronger, Jessica tracks him down and it ends like it ended in the show, he says m8 do this, she snaps his neck and it's over.

End ep 3 and the show.

Now this is a better show, no boring ass plot lines, no stupid and annoying useless characters.

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Barrage Obama — Sun, 06 Dec 2015 09:23:21 +0000

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