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Aperture Science Companion turret

Mel Oh Dee — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:44:03 +0000

verry self explanitory, its a turret disguised as companion cube, but it has one tell tell deatail so its fair. its heart blinks red every once a while, it only activates when you try to pick it up.

Sir Herbert,
Were done here.

:Mechanical A.I/Ore Miner :SLEND::[slend]

Mel Oh Dee — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:22:11 +0000

Special
Landmark
Engineering &
Nano
Discouragement

Aperture Science Hazard Mech Mk.I (ASHM)

Sour Candy — Thu, 14 Nov 2013 00:39:53 +0000

Used to repair things in highly dangerous situations.

It is resistent to:

-fire
-electricity
-Neurotoxin (50% of the time)
-radiation

It's 16 feet tall, and it's power core runs on either propulsion gel or repulsion gel. It has large floodlights on the chest for powerouts. Operators will enter through the top glass hemi-sphere, which rolls back so operators can enter. It only has simple claws for graspers, and blunt feet. Varying attachments can be added to the arms.

they will be availible to staff soon.

-DaRK

Things Are Ganna Be Different.

Mel Oh Dee — Thu, 14 Nov 2013 00:13:00 +0000

Hello subje- i mean, friends, im back and this are gonna be different around here, for instance: new blueprints are going to be posted every day....monday through wednesday actually, and some sundays......so maybe it wont be so different....OH WAIT....nevermind, forgot a page, ah here it is, "aperture science innovaters² will now be merging with black mesa testing facility for science purposes and interdimentional resorces", oh, and aliens......vortigaunts to be exact...and we have better protection with those antlion guards guarding the place...oh did i not mention that, i should've.

Sir Herbert,
were done here.

Backup A.I/ Multi language core: [Philosopher's Дpprentice] :PHILOSOPHER:

Mel Oh Dee — Wed, 25 Sep 2013 23:42:26 +0000

Pressurized
Heat
Interfaced
Logic
Optimized
Sociopathic
Operable
Personal
Healing
Energy
Radiator

Aperture Science Handheld Emancipation Device

Mel Oh Dee — Wed, 25 Sep 2013 01:22:38 +0000

the handheld emancipation device does exactly what it sounds like it would do, but it can do alot more than the emancipation grill.
first of all, it can emancipate un-organic AND organic objects, including molicules, and yes, you can emancipate part of the space time continuum.
it is powered by lemon juice, don't worry, we had our engineers to make the device work on one drop of lemon juice.
don't know how they did that, and I don't care.

WARNING:
do not look in the operational end of the device, you will go permanently blind.
and half you brian will be emancipated.

-ALaINIUS

Gel Problem Solved

Sour Candy — Tue, 24 Sep 2013 21:56:29 +0000

Just a heads up, i fixed the problem with the experimental gel. i just kept screaming paradoxes at it until it exploded.

Oh, and we're also going to need engineers fixing some things that got exploded around the facility.

-DaRK

Attention | ¡Atención | внимание

Philosopher's Дpprentice — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 22:26:04 +0000

Employee Inspections have been postponed until further notice. Employee Inspections have yet to be approved by the facility's CEOs (A.I.'s). Official Inspection information is to be announced when Employee Inspection is approved. Thank you. That is all.

Inspecciones de los empleados se han pospuesto hasta nuevo aviso. Las inspecciones a los empleados aún no han sido aprobados por los CEOs de las instalaciones (AI). La información oficial de inspección no se ha anunciado cuando se apruebe la inspección Empleado. Gracias. Eso es todo.

Сотрудник инспекции были отложены до дальнейшего уведомления. Сотрудник инспекции до сих пор не утвержденный руководителей Фонда (ИИ). Официальной информации инспекции должно быть объявлено, когда сотрудник инспекции будет одобрен. Спасибо. Вот и все.

Reminder | recordatorio | напоминание

Philosopher's Дpprentice — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 06:10:13 +0000

Employee inspections are beginning 02/10/14. All employees must be present at inspection to keep their individual rank. Inspections will be presided over by the Facility's A.I's. Don't forget.

Inspecciones de los empleados están empezando 10/02/14. Todos los empleados deben estar presentes en la inspección para mantener su rango individual. Las inspecciones serán presididas por el Fondo de i.a 's. No lo olvides.

Сотрудник инспекции начинают 02/10/14. Все сотрудники должны присутствовать при досмотре, чтобы держать их отдельными ранга. Инспекции будут председательством Фонда с гаи. Не забывайте.

Aperture Science Suicidel Turrets

Mel Oh Dee — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 22:49:15 +0000

-twice as small as the normal turret, yet twice as deadly.

-made of solid steel.

-springs in each leg to jump twards you.

-extremely easy to avoid, but has a great exposion radius.

Aperture Science reminds you that this product is for military and testing purposes ONLY

DO NOT:

-approach with high speed.

-punch directly in the face (contact with forces will cause detenation immediately).

-drink tea with it.

-feel sorry for it, it has no feelings.

Sir Herbert,
Were done here