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Do You Wumbo? — Thu, 27 Dec 2018 07:28:21 +0000

Both of my legs are gone. I have eaten them both. The desk next to me is halfway gone, but I can't reach the other half. Because the desk was metal, all of my teeth have fallen out too. It's been 3 weeks, and I am starving. The only reason I have survived is because I drank the toilet water a little bit at a time. Don't worry, it wasn't poop water because I AM STILL FUCKING CONSTIPATED.

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Do You Wumbo? — Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:55:02 +0000

The cabinent in front of me has been long gone. I can't feel my foot anymore, I think might resort to chopping it off at this point. I have decided upon eating the desk beside me, even though it is metal and not wood. The worst thing is, I am still constipated.

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Do You Wumbo? — Sat, 10 Jan 2015 16:47:20 +0000

I am constipated. Help me. I have been stuck for days now, and my foot is stuck in a fan. I am running out of options, may resort to eating the cabinet in front of me.