How the ♥♥♥♥ do i eat a jawbreaker

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My tongue is bleeding now do i lick it or do i suck it

[Spawn of Totoro]

http://www.ehow.com/how_5108794_eat-jawbreaker.html

Instructions

1 Decide which size Jawbreaker you want to eat. These candies are readily available in grocery and candy stores.

2 Place the Jawbreaker in your mouth and begin sucking on it. Don't bite down on it or you could do some damage to your teeth.

3 Suck on the Jawbreaker for as long as you can. You won't be able to finish it in one day unless it is really small.

4 Place the Jawbreaker in a plastic sandwich bag until you are ready to work on eating it again.

5 Take the Jawbreaker out of the plastic bag and begin sucking on it again. You may prefer to rinse it first under running water.

6 Finish the Jawbreaker off by biting it when it gets to be really small.

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thx mod

[Tissue]

I love this thread. Mainly because of the mod.

[gleofrocga]

Was I the only one who was reminded of Ed, Edd and Eddy?

[76561198119391273]

Originally posted by JarlDalekSec.ini:

Originally posted by Duck:

My tongue is bleeding now do i lick it or do i suck it

I have a really bad imagination.

You just had to make me go there too, didn't you?

[Fork_Q2]

Here's a don't from personal experience: do not attempt to smash jawbreaker with hammer in order to suck on the smaller pieces. For they are sharp and liable to cut your mouth.

[Naedmi]

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Here's a don't from personal experience: do not attempt to smash jawbreaker with hammer in order to suck on the smaller pieces. For they are sharp and liable to cut your mouth.

Could be why his tongue is bleeding.

[Fork_Q2]

Originally posted by TheDean:

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Here's a don't from personal experience: do not attempt to smash jawbreaker with hammer in order to suck on the smaller pieces. For they are sharp and liable to cut your mouth.

Could be why his tongue is bleeding.

Could be, or he opted for a pineapple flavoured jawbreaker.

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no my tongue was bleeding because i had licked on it alot then i thought maybe im doing it wrong so i asked here

[Disco Diaper]

I choke, Die then im reborn.

[Hidekisys]

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101010162311/ed_/images/1/17/Candy_store2.jpg
I had to.

[Eros]

Originally posted by Keyes:

Was I the only one who was reminded of Ed, Edd and Eddy?

Nope, i'm with you.

[Crunch]

Don't put it in the microwave like one little girl did and paid DEARLY for it.
Suck and suck and suck on it.
(Stop it viewers)

[WhiteKnight77]

Trying to eat a jawbreaker can break teeth. Just suck on them until they are gone.