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Do not drink dihydrogen monoxide.
Everyday, millions drink dihydrogen monoxide. Here are same facts about it:

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides and a byproduct of rocket fuel.

- Dihydrogen monoxide is used by criminals

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause in drowning

- 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

If you want to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide, reply with 'agree' below.
Originally posted by Marty Mcfly:
Originally posted by The Impractical Engineer:
Everyday, millions drink dihydrogen monoxide. Here are same facts about it:

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides and a byproduct of rocket fuel.

- Dihydrogen monoxide is used by criminals

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause in drowning

- 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

If you want to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide, reply with 'agree' below.

there are so many chemicals and additives in everyday food and drinks that you will drive yourself crazy if you worry about all of them.

there is no way to live without consuming at least some of them unless you grow your own food and dont use any fertilizers etc ?

the fact is you are going to die someday no matter what you eat or drink so why spend the short amount of time worrying about it.

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Jinn-Gon Qui Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:22am 
Where exactly does this substance appear in food?
Originally posted by Jinn-Gon Qui:
Where exactly does this substance appear in food?
Many foods contain traces of dihydrogen monoxide, so you should be wary.
krkraft Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:27am 
Originally posted by The Impractical Engineer:
Originally posted by Jinn-Gon Qui:
Where exactly does this substance appear in food?
Many foods contain traces of dihydrogen monoxide, so you should be wary.
You know the worst part? It's inside of you right now.
HOT DOG Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:31am 
this is the plan to dumb down the population.


you wont be able to stop them




its too late


their genes have already been mutated




:2016watermelon::dealwithit:
Woody Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:33am 
Originally posted by Toast:
Man this really takes me back to the 1990's when this still wasn't funny.
Wasn’t there that day in 96 where it was kinda funny?
Snakefist Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:35am 
Originally posted by Woody:
Originally posted by Toast:
Man this really takes me back to the 1990's when this still wasn't funny.
Wasn’t there that day in 96 where it was kinda funny?
Nope.
Woody Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:39am 
Originally posted by Toast:
Originally posted by Woody:
Wasn’t there that day in 96 where it was kinda funny?
I wish I knew, but I'm afraid I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of paleontology.
Why you little whippersnapper!
Taddy Mason Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:40am 
I remember my first chemistry class, too. Never felt the need to show my ignorance to the world right after, though. What are they teaching you kids in ‘Stralia?
I'm drinking it right now.
Taddy Mason Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:44am 
Pretty sure that joke only works on Boomers and Gen X. Everyone else was educated during or post the advent of the internet and was taught this same thing. Hence the other posters jokes about it not even being funny back in the 90s.
Jinn-Gon Qui Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:46am 
Originally posted by The Impractical Engineer:
Originally posted by Jinn-Gon Qui:
Where exactly does this substance appear in food?
Many foods contain traces of dihydrogen monoxide, so you should be wary.

Is this chemical contained in a blue milk?
Draconifors Oct 19, 2019 @ 2:47am 
Really? :lunar2019sleepingpig:
I almost feel sorry for anyone who doesn't know what dihydrogen monoxide actually is; this "joke" has been around for so long.
The ghost town. (Banned) Oct 19, 2019 @ 2:52am 
What is dihydrogen monoxide?
Originally posted by 萝拉:
What is dihydrogen monoxide?
A highly radioactive and toxic compound present in most locations on earth
The ghost town. (Banned) Oct 19, 2019 @ 2:56am 
Originally posted by The Impractical Engineer:
Originally posted by 萝拉:
What is dihydrogen monoxide?
A highly radioactive and toxic compound present in most locations on earth
So Gamers?
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Date Posted: Oct 19, 2019 @ 12:19am
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