Ok, this is for once a serious review by an adult who's not embarrassed when it comes to sexual expression. First and foremost: I'm afraid it doesn't really work with Oculus Rift (and its Touch controllers). You have to be able to stand and move your head around - otherwise you have not to be ashamed of painfully navigating on the floor. There is only one button to control movement: "moving forward".
Then, its trailer and all of the screenshots are totally misleading: they may show the final scenes of the game. Yet this is NOT the first uncensored sex simulator on Steam. It's not like "VR Kanojo".
It*s actually a real game, an adventure game to be precise, in which you play the errand boy for some woman. Simulating "a night with your girlfriend" so to speak, satisfying all her "demands".
And it's a joke.
In all 80 minutes of my play time I've seen no nudity or sex scene whatsoever: first, you have to cook sausages in the kitchen, frying in a pan, then you have to fix hot water in the bathroom by going down, not on her but to the cellar. Then you have again go to the cellar for fixing the air conditioning, and so on. I stopped when she demanded "lighter clothes" I just couldn't find.
Maybe the sexual needs and activities start afterwards. I may never know, cause I'll refund it.

3/10
Pros:
- Decent female model

Cons:
- No teleport feature
- Cranky controls
- No replay value
- Basic gameplay
- No variety of positions
- Moaning audio files are rubbish
- Nothing much to do with the girl


VERDICT: Not worth the money. Maybe for 1 bucks, it's fine.

The sausages got red when I cooked them. Not immersive at all.

oh ♥♥♥♥! the flood gates have opend! steam finally took those training wheels off and what a hell of a ride its going to be. the game does need a few tweaks in the [colllison] department and a bit more content otherwise not half bad. cost me 10 bucks and yet still the cheapest girlfriend i ever had moohahah

Oh my goodness. I saw the the trailer and screenshots and I knew this would be extremly bad. I saw the other games of this developer and I knew this cant be a good game. But I thought: "Well, before this game will be deleted from steam, take a look at it."

Played with oculus. Controls didnt even work to walk. Pressing trigger for walking forward instead of any analogstick.
I didnt even come to any sexscene before refunding this one. xD First you have to cook something.
Pls buy this game, cook something and refund this. My biggest laugh of this month as I saw that great meal I was cooking for my wonderful lady. :D

Everything looks ugly and you cant even touch anything in your house. You just click on stuff. This is so bad.
Dont buy it. Forget what I said before. Just dont buy it. There are already other sexual content vr games in steam which are also not great but thousand times better than this one.

Best game ever 11/10

When we started dating she was such dumb bch i got cucked a lot, ♥♥♥♥♥ gaben and summer sale everyone got her for cheap price so i needed to earn her hearth with my cancerous sense of humor had to fight with so many perverts out here to win my princess my Girlfriend Experience VR.

She likes watching dumb marvel movies with dumb super heroes, god each second while netflix n chillin' i wanted to shot myself because i know after we cuddle in my place she will go out and ♥♥♥♥ with everyone. Kissing her is like suckin' a milion steam virgin kids ♥♥♥♥, and she was worth doing that, trust me.

After a few months she opened her hearth. She is such a patriarchal woman she likes to cook and also she stared washing my legs before i go to sleep. Such an emotional bond stronger then having sex, do you know how intimacy you need to have with a women so she want to self-willed wash your legs god she love me so much i don't deserve her.

Today we got married and i hope i'll lose my virginity tonight, even if she don't want to ♥♥♥♥ me i understand i'll love her and i want to spend my life with her. Happiness is more important in life then losing my virginity.

I had to believe the negative reviews, they are there for a reason.

This game is not fun and frustrating. I started the game and you have to stand to play and can not play from a sitting postion. You can only move one way and that is forward and forward is determined by where your head is looking. It makes you cook and fix things and doesnt appear to have any real nudity or sexual content. It is a waste of time and money and the developer should have paid ME for my time instead of the other way around.

As I write this review, in the nude of course, my mind ponders the possibilities of the next meeting with my new girlfriend. My heart lifts at the very thought of my wands hovering over her body; the smell of ozone as I examine every curve, every part of her. I glance over at the VR headset, sticky now with sweat and bodily fluids from my last usage, and long to fall into its electronic and plastic embrace. And as I recollect my last meeting with her, I can't help but remember all the things she said to me while in our virtual embrace. The love in her voice. I still hear it, even now. If this truly is a game, then the high score is love and I have infinite lives....

What I write for this review is the experiance I had with the game, everybody will experiance things differently. This is my honest review if you don't like it well tough. Also no game is safe from a review wether its early access or full release. Now onto the review.

Girlfriend Experiance VR is a game that sounds like you have a girlfriend that you have to do tasks for & when you complete every task you get your reward for being a good boyfriend or at least that what you would think. You do tasks but the end result, the reward is complete crap. All you really do is make dinner, fix the water heater & giver your girlfriend more sexual clothes. You get to have your way with your girfriend after doing the tasks but in the most awkard way possible.

See when having phisical adult contact with your girlfriend you get to touch all over, pleasing her & its suppose to be the same way for you. This isn't the case here. Yes you can touch your girlfriend & make her moan in pleasure from what you do but she doesn't do anything back for you.

The intercorse is just you moving your phisical head back & forth to move your pee pee in & out of your girlfriend lower area. What is worse your pee pee looks & acts completly fake as heck. I mean VRKanojo has better intercorse then what ever this has.

The sex scense are pre-moving meaning your girlfriend is doing the movemnt without you any where near her which is insaulting to the guy. In these scense you can put your pee pee in your girlfriend's lower area or you can touch her with your hands on her lower area but that is it. You can't re-position her or ask her to do anything else. You have to select another scene which the menu is right there in the room while the current scene is happening.

Girlfriend Experience VR is just a god aweful experiance for having a girlfriend. The thing I can give this game like I do with previous adult sexual games is that the devloper is taking advantage of the new valve policy but that doesn't mean much when the game just feels like a cash grab. If the develiper took their sweet time & made this game look & feels better like you actually have a real life girlfriend this would have been an awesome adult VR game.

With that Girlfriend Experience VR gets a 2/10 score from me. I just don't see the appeal of doing tasks to bang your girlfriend & not have anything done to you in return.

That's the Pony review for Girlfriend Experiance VR