If you can't read runes, the title of the game is "the incident where I got kidnapped by a grade school girl." That about tells you everything you need to know. There should be no confusion about this game's intended audience.

You play as a 28 yo rorikon who's returning to his alma mater as a newbie teacher. Before you officially start teaching, you are conscripted by a school administrator to do grunt work during summer break... and you end up getting tazed by a 10 yo honeytrap, handcuffed in an old storage room, and forced to spend your time in captivity playing doki-doki riddle death(?) game. In addition to the stun gun, you also get to experience some other iconic girly toys like tactical knife, spike bayonet, and bottle of acid. Despite being at such a tender age, this lil yandere provides world-class hospitality: you drink water from a dog bowl, receive plenty of searing sunlight so you can "sprout leaves," and even get a cat litter box to do your business. Oh what fun! Spoiler alert:you get to pat the titular LO's head and have the LO nap in your lap.

You can finish this game under an hour if you read fast. Two hours max. The after story is cute and brief.

Only a few CGs but decent quality base, with enough variations of expressions and arm poses. Wholesome, family-friendly CGs only.

No branching. Most of the time you get two choices, with the wrong one immediately leading to bad ends. The last decision gives you three "options."

Fairly standard VN affair. Soothing piano instrumental bgm most of the time. At first the comfy bgm doesn't match the atmosphere, but later on the other tracks do reflect the mood. 3 tracks total, I believe.

The LO Chinese voice acting is passable. Rare instance where I didn't mute Chinese voice acting.

No button icon to hide interface, so you'll need to use the H key to hide the dialogue box window.

VN's free. If you can read runes and are interested in the game's title and premise, you might as well give it a shot.


SPOILERS BELOW
For all y'all EOP-kuns who can't read runes and will never ever play this game. If you can read runes, quit being lazy and just read the darn VN yourself. It's only like an hour and change.

The lil yandere turns out to be the child of protag's grade school childhood crush, whom the protag never got over and was the original source/genesis of his rorikon. The riddles he had to answer were the same ones he and his childhood friend came up with back then, meaning she passed them on to her own child. The flower bookmark given to protag as a "reward" is the same kind as the one he made for his childhood crush 20 yrs ago.

The lil yandere is a victim of domestic violence. The Dad is a violent hardcore sadist and eventually killed the Mom. The Dad turns out to be that school admin.

The game title is misleading. IT'S A TRAP! The honeytrap "LO" is actually crossdressing because his Dad doesn't strike him when he looks like a lil girl.

Hezky vypadající vizuální novela s jednoduchými ačívy. Velké mínus je absence angličtiny.
Hra je naprosto zdarma, i když jsem nerozumněl ani slovo, musím ji doporučit.

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卧槽，小学生可以绑架大人？
结尾是哪根本不是萝莉，是个小男生！！！！
选坏结局就我被警察逮捕！！！TM警察真本。

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I better start learning chinese.

ayo? ayo??????? 😨😨😨😨 dawg we goin to jail

If you ever wanted to be kidnapped by loli, then this game is for you.

*GASPS IN HORROR*
Ok, sorry, overreacting. The story isn't so bad. Well, Lolicon.
Sadly, you need to know Mandarin if you want to play this game PROPERLY, to fully understand the story / plot.

A short sypnosis to those interested (I kinda rushed through it too, sorry):
It tells of a man (teacher I presume) who "thinks" he has Lolita Complex. One day, while he was at school searching for a file, he was being tasered by a 10-year old cute girl. This was the start of his abduction story. The girl basically played "deadly" riddles with him everyday. A sad story was being revealed along the way.

I am not sure if I should even write the full story here...if anyone interested, please leave a comment below. Even as a translator myself, to translate this story to English...would be a challenge. For me, the beauty of this story is in some of its Chinese narration.

The voice of the female character? Err... well, if you are a paedophile or enjoy Lolicon anime, you might be turned on I guess, LOL. For me? definitely not!

Graphics? Pretty good I should say...simple, but nice.

Easy 100% achievement? Yes! If you don't read anything, 1 minute should be more than enough :)

Children friendly? Congrats! You won "Worst Parent Award".

Language Barrier? Yes. Major barrier to everyone in the world who doesn't understand Mandarin.

Yes.

OLD REVIEW:


关于我被小学女生绑架这件事 or "About the kidnapping of my primary school girl" is a chinese-only anime-based artstyle game that involves the protagonist...identity unknown other than that he's a teacher (I guess) and a loli that abducts the protagonist in a yandere fashion to ask riddles...

I have absolutely no idea what's being said in this or what's going on...so I can't tell you if it's any good or not, but it at least looks good. Has a nice background and character design and the music is a mixture of wistfulness and dread. Also, just like in Ambre - a heartbreaking visual novel, pressing ESC takes screenshots, and trying to press your normal screenshot key only makes the game switch from fullscreen to windowed and vice versa.

Is that all I have to say? Well...this visual novel (yes, it has choices, one wrong answer gives you a bad ending). I'd be happy to give a more thorough review if this game was in English so I could read or understand it. But for now, that's all I have to say. If you can read Chinese and tell me what's going on, then I'd welcome the spoilers.

5/10 Lolis can abduct me anytime...I just have to understand them before I can think one thing or the other about it.

NEW REVIEW:


Now known as Kid,napper: Gosh, I'm Kidnapped by a Pupil is a short visual novel that took me 2-2.5 hours to read...but like usual, I'm a slow reader. Similar to Ambre - a heartbreaking kinetic novel, this visual novel is not without its precursor of great disgust before unveiling the hell these two broken souls are already trapped within. Without spoiling either story, that is the common tie between those two novels. Both end up ending on light-hearted notes where everything becomes clear after a rather disgusting beginning.

You play as a nameless teacher, who is a closet lolicon, who has been asked by the principal to organize some files in an abandoned school building during Summer Break...this place has been fashioned into a storage room when you arrive. You realize it's a trap as a loli appears and begins three days of hell for you. As you receive quiz questions from the loli, you begin to understand from your interactions what happened to the person before you and why you ended up as you are...wow, that was hard not to spoil...

The writing, while having typos after being translated from Chinese to English, has been well-written and...while in some areas it is predictable, that does not mean that it was not enjoyable. It's a short visual novel that has bad endings as you choose wrong options from 4 quiz questions...while the answers are obvious, I would still suggest looking into the bad ending options for subtle differences. Fortunately, the twists saved this nature from the dark and disturbing introductions of both characters...from a lolicon who can barely contain his urges and a homicidal loli to...something more significant.

So, would I recommend Kid,napper: Gosh, I'm Kidnapped by a Pupil? Well, as I said with Ambre - a heartbreaking kinetic novel, if you can stomach some creepy lolicon stuff with a hint of dark content and stick through it, you're in for a treat of an ending. Obviously, I cannot recommend the nature of this to children, but I can recommend it for mature adults who are unphased by a narrative...and no, I'm not a fan of lolis. I'm glad that this title has proven itself and I hope the developer will continue to write more novels in the future.

8/10 To tell the truth? I honestly wanted to write a negative review most of the time as I was reading...but the conclusion made everything clear.