The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 6:50pm
Hire homeless people to control all NPCs.
All they have to do is sit at a computer and give human responses to human questions when you encounter an NPC. Also control them. kthxbye.
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Didn't you make this thread before?....Or am I suffering from dejavu?...
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Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 6:52pm 
I'm gonna make it every 4 hours, until they implement the community's desire.
Star Trucker May 26, 2013 @ 7:01pm 
You're not what they call a "bright" fellow, are ya?
stabbykitteh May 26, 2013 @ 7:11pm 
Originally posted by TOFK Master Dan.:
Didn't you make this thread before?....Or am I suffering from dejavu?...
It's Groundhog Day.
Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 7:19pm 
Originally posted by grimus:
Hey Gennie, you got a life?

I'm not the one who's gonna do it, the homeless people will, who dont have a life but they will.

Originally posted by JKflipflop:
You're not what they call a "bright" fellow, are ya?

I've never been called a fellow, why ask.
Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 7:32pm 
Originally posted by grimus:
No, I think you're the one to do it. All the homeless people I know of are trying to make do, like finding resources for food, shelter and clothing.

why would you know any homeless people at all. this would provide them with shelter at a computer warehouse and they would make 50 cents an hour, + free lunch. They already hired homeless people to carry wireless routers and be "hotspots" for people's phones.
Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 7:42pm 
I have more important things to do.
Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 7:47pm 
Yea, I'm more important.
Pieni Mursu May 26, 2013 @ 7:59pm 
Homeless people? Bah. How about we take this plan to the next level and start breeding people specifically for the task. You know, train them to act as NPCs from birth. Kind of like Matrix but nothing like it.
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Pay2Win May 26, 2013 @ 8:06pm 
It could always be a part-time job for anyone. After work, you could just log in to a website and control an NPC for some server. You should get paid a bit more than the homeless though.
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Big Boom Boom May 26, 2013 @ 8:58pm 
Pfft, just develop an AI with the ability to think, feel and learn.

*Terminators dropped down and started shooting*

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Big n' Tasty May 26, 2013 @ 9:29pm 
I love it!
Pepe_DeJefe May 26, 2013 @ 11:03pm 
Why not a Siri-type app coupled to the game engine? Give it a bunch of personalty sliders to modify the biases in it's responses, and you'd be gold.

Hell, in another ten years they might even be able to make Vocaloid software that doesn't sound like uncanny valley robo-midi voices (no, weebos, that's what that Miku thing actually sounds like). Put the two together and you get procedural diolog... sort of.
shiva7663 May 26, 2013 @ 11:10pm 
There was a job description like this in Cory Doctorow's "For The Win".
J3X May 27, 2013 @ 1:28am 
I doubt that the homeless would act and talk in a lore friendly way.
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