While enchanting a bow...

[RomanarmoR]

While enchanting a bow, a random ingenious idea was bestowed upon me. name the bow "May cause knee pain". I wish I'd remembered to take a screenshot of it, but nonetheless felt the need to share this. i lmao'd for like 12 minutes :D.

What other funny weapon names have you come up with?

[barrettsmelley]

I named my Thrice enchanted dragon slayer sword 'Oatmeal'!! ....
Or at least I would have if I was an enchanter who could Thrice enchant... lol

[Biff]

Razor, toothpick, Blade of Nosferatu, fang, Hmm,....not very funny I suppose. But I liked them.

[Col. Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

"Side effects may inlclude..."

[Taxation is still theft]

"but are not limited to"

[Krofinn]

I named my double-enchanted bow "Bow of OPness". Mostly I make double-enchanted "Shoes of Running Fast" with +Stamina recharge and +Stamina.

[Biff]

Now that I think about it, my names were for blade type weapons. Doom bow, death bow, Succubus to be you bow. Shock and stamina damage on all my weapons, soul trap on a blade; Spiritus Dominae.

[VoidWaIker]

i named my ebony bow arrow to the knee and my daggers dovah and kiin and my nightingale sword the dark nightingale rises

[RomanarmoR]

hows about "The 'duh' in FUS RO DUH" as a name for a sword or daggar? any funny names for armor? thx for the ideas btw :D

[[DFnatic]Gamer]

I renamed my new Dragonbow bow and called it "LOLONESHOTUDEAD" ;s

[true_blaze]

A flaming sword called "Burning Sensation Normal"

[Biff]

Armor; I'm Rash Free. Heart On My Sleeve. Thor But Not Complaining.

[true_blaze]

I had a helmet with the water breathing enchantment called "Gasp Caugh gasp gasp"

A lightning enchanted mace called "Thor's Hammer"

A Long Sword called "Over compensating for somthing"

[Col. Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

My Daedric Greatsword is named "I Smite Thee"

[RomanarmoR]

lol awsome responses

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย riffahlc175:

Armor; I'm Rash Free. Heart On My Sleeve. Thor But Not Complaining.

I dont get the last one. obviously its a reference to thor, but idk know alot about Thor other than the hat and the big hammer.

[true_blaze]

Say sore but with a th soud at the begining and then you'll get the reference

I once had an enchanted pick called "don't f*** with a miner" but cant remember what i put on it