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Sariiger Oct 6, 2017 @ 5:27am
Favourite quote from the game?
Portal 2 has one of the best dialogues I've ever heard, so I'd like to ask which one your favourite one is! :)
Mine is: "We are a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I- oh no wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well, food for thought."
Just because it reminds me of all the hype and it's just so nostalgic to hear, every time I hear it it brings back so many memories.
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"PRESS THE BUTTON!!!"
TheGD256 Oct 6, 2017 @ 1:04pm 
For science, you monster
Goosius Oct 6, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons. What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
-Cave Johnson

I've memorized that XD
manajix Oct 6, 2017 @ 8:17pm 
I love the part where Glad0s pretends to call your parents. That part always makes me chuckle.
DoorMatt Oct 7, 2017 @ 5:47am 
"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!"
Your Boi, Shadow Oct 10, 2017 @ 5:39pm 
"Oh, it's you. How have you been? I've been reeaaally busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me? Look.. We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put those differences behind us. For science, you monster.. I will say though, that since you went through all of the trouble of waking me up, you must really, REALLY love to test. I love it too.. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first.."
anklejbiter Oct 11, 2017 @ 5:42am 
"I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I HATE you. It can't be for no reason, you must deserve it." - GLaDOS

Also,

*Enters funnel*
"Ah, I see. Clever. Verrrrrrry clever. And FOOLISH! No way out. At my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing."

*Exits funnel*
No wait, come back. Sorry. Please. I was going somewhere with that.

*Enters funnel*
FOOL! You were a fool to come back, because I've trapped you again! Helpless. You're at my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing. You're at my lack of mercy.

*Exits funnel*
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually. Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending. So twisty you might even call it spinning. MOO HOO HA HA HA Ignore the laughter. Nothing to worry about.

*Enters funnel*
The puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.

*Exits funnel*
Alright, fine. I'm not saying another word until you do it properly. I'm sick of this.

- Wheatley
micht Oct 13, 2017 @ 4:42am 
кароче
Graxene Oct 13, 2017 @ 6:07pm 
"Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit. You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy. Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator! Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator. And what else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you. And what's this, a lovely handbag? And the triple portal device! It's all down there! Um. You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?"
DeadlyVenom Oct 14, 2017 @ 10:15am 
"Beacuse im a potato"
Clockworked Oct 14, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! ITS EVIL!
Y2K Oct 14, 2017 @ 8:56pm 
"If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? "
- Cave Johnson
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