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Survivor Bots
I would just like to complain about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic the survivor bots really are. Sure, they can be pretty helpful at times, like shooting zombies you cant see, or hitting specials dead on, but in the meantime, they're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. COUNTLESS amount of times I have been constricted or pounced by a smoker or hunter with the bots standing less than a foot away from me, and they just watch. They sit there and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WATCH me being killed. After about 60hp is taken from my newly spawned character, THEN they decide to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump in and help. THEY STAND RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE AND DO NOTHING! O.O
Not to even mention how stupid they are when it comes to fire or acid. "Oh look, there's fire on the ground! Maybe if I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STAND IN IT, IT WILL HEAL ME! :DDDDD" That is ALSO a very frequently reoccuring thing. Seriously, they could've done SOMETHING about this, it's like they don't even try to judge there being anything there until they stand directly in it.
They're also pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded when it comes to picking up items. I understand not picking up any throwables, because it'd be a little difficult for them to judge an exact time and place to use it. What I'm talking about is first aid, pills, adrenaline, ammo packs, and defibs. For some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, they don't like to pick those things up half the time, especially the first aid. Even when every other character has one, they refuse to pick it up. WHY? Same goes for pills and adrenaline, though not as often. I would also like to know why they can't pick up ammo packs or defibs? It wouldn't be hard for them to determine when to use ammo packs, hell they could do it right away, or when they get close to a player character. Defibs? They could just use them when there's no immediate threat around... I really don't understand why half the items you half to manage yourself.
Some people might be wondering why I'm even complaining about them. "Omfg you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and go play online or something, jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crust."
Sometimes people like to stay away from all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commotion of people being total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in game, cuz about 3/5 of the people I "meet" in game tend to be ♥♥♥♥♥. They like to blame everything on everyone else, or get so pissed when you make the slightest mistake, or constantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beg for a fist aid when they're in red and havent even gone down once. The few people I meet that AREN'T like that are actually pretty cool and fun to play with, but they aren't always on all the time.
ANYWAY, that was my rant for now, cuz I'm about done with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bots, hell I tend to shoot them from the start and make it farther without them (until a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unblockable jockey decides to show up and ruin the fun)
If you've read this far... I wish I had some sort of gift for you, because this is all pretty pointless other than making me feel a little less annoyed, but thanks anyway. :)
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Munkee 5 marca 2014 o 18:17 
all i have to say to all that is... in my personal opinion, rather have 3 bots, than 3 humans. lol.

bots save me more, cover me better, stick together. yes they have a glitchy moment, but over all, if you screw up, bots dont scream in a high pitch squeeky voice every cuss word they ever heard..
Serverus 5 marca 2014 o 18:20 
Yes, yes, yes. This thread literally says everything that goes through my mind everytime I play with the bots on this game. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like anything will be done. But I share your pain. The only good thing about them is what Munkee stated above.
Ostatnio edytowany przez: Serverus; 5 marca 2014 o 18:22
Ninjabutter 5 marca 2014 o 18:20 
Consider the Improved AI mod if you're talking about single-player games. It lets bots use melee weapons and generally act much more intelligent. They still do stupid things, but fewer of them.

My main gripe with bot allies, in SP or MP, is that they'll take a medkit and start healing an ally with 68 hit points left for seemingly no reason. Life would be so much better if there was some sort of restriction where a bot wouldn't heal another bot if the target has more than 50 hit points (probably keep it higher for a player, since bots in MP games basically exist to protect human players).

I absolutely don't want bots using throwables. That'd be catastrophic.
Munkee 5 marca 2014 o 18:23 
Początkowo opublikowane przez Ninjabutter:
Consider the Improved AI mod if you're talking about single-player games. It lets bots use melee weapons and generally act much more intelligent. They still do stupid things, but fewer of them.

My main gripe with bot allies, in SP or MP, is that they'll take a medkit and start healing an ally with 68 hit points left for seemingly no reason. Life would be so much better if there was some sort of restriction where a bot wouldn't heal another bot if the target has more than 50 hit points (probably keep it higher for a player, since bots in MP games basically exist to protect human players).

I absolutely don't want bots using throwables. That'd be catastrophic.

i didnt like the improved bots thing.. i bind speech radials in. so it screwed that up,
and versus mode and scavenger was terrible lol. the bots just stood there and let me kill them XD
Ninjabutter 5 marca 2014 o 18:26 
That's odd; it shouldn't have any effect in Survival/Versus. It's a strictly single-player mod. Wonder if something was messed up.
Munkee 5 marca 2014 o 18:27 
Początkowo opublikowane przez Ninjabutter:
That's odd; it shouldn't have any effect in Survival/Versus. It's a strictly single-player mod. Wonder if something was messed up.

idk. but the single player versus mutation is extremely hard, bots kill you quick, and the SI just keep attacking..
Some human players kill you and go away...
Oh my GOD yes, I completely forgot to mention how they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAL WHEN THEY'RE STILL IN THE GREEN!!!! It's understandable when there's more health kits or pills laying around that noone else needs, but when the game just starts and they get hit one time and heal?
Not to mention when YOU'RE trying to run away from something that's about to freaking maul you and they're just like, "Ohp, well THIS looks like a good time ta heal ya! :3"
They're not ALWAYS bad, but... most of the time I might as well be playing with a group of headless chickens. (Though, even THAT wouldn't be so bad if they were Cuccos. ^-^)
Munkee 6 marca 2014 o 12:22 
Początkowo opublikowane przez NumberVIII:
Oh my GOD yes, I completely forgot to mention how they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAL WHEN THEY'RE STILL IN THE GREEN!!!! It's understandable when there's more health kits or pills laying around that noone else needs, but when the game just starts and they get hit one time and heal?
Not to mention when YOU'RE trying to run away from something that's about to freaking maul you and they're just like, "Ohp, well THIS looks like a good time ta heal ya! :3"
They're not ALWAYS bad, but... most of the time I might as well be playing with a group of headless chickens. (Though, even THAT wouldn't be so bad if they were Cuccos. ^-^)

pull out medkit or pills and they stop. if you switch fast enough you can prevent it.
Ninjabutter 6 marca 2014 o 12:26 
Początkowo opublikowane przez NumberVIII:
Not to mention when YOU'RE trying to run away from something that's about to freaking maul you and they're just like, "Ohp, well THIS looks like a good time ta heal ya! :3"

Yeah. My personal favorite is when you hear a Spitter fire her acid, and Louisbot decides that's the perfect time to start healing you. You can't move until he starts taking damage.

And then he ends up damaged and heals himself instead of you.

Początkowo opublikowane przez Munkee, Cuddles Your Face Off:
pull out medkit or pills and they stop. if you switch fast enough you can prevent it.

This can theoretically work but it's not guaranteed. I think I've seen it fail more often than I've seen it work.
Munkee 6 marca 2014 o 12:30 
Początkowo opublikowane przez Ninjabutter:
Początkowo opublikowane przez NumberVIII:
Not to mention when YOU'RE trying to run away from something that's about to freaking maul you and they're just like, "Ohp, well THIS looks like a good time ta heal ya! :3"

Yeah. My personal favorite is when you hear a Spitter fire her acid, and Louisbot decides that's the perfect time to start healing you. You can't move until he starts taking damage.

And then he ends up damaged and heals himself instead of you.

Początkowo opublikowane przez Munkee, Cuddles Your Face Off:
pull out medkit or pills and they stop. if you switch fast enough you can prevent it.

This can theoretically work but it's not guaranteed. I think I've seen it fail more often than I've seen it work.

works fine for me. i just switch from pills, melee the infected out the way. and if theres a horde i switch to gun, fire off, switch back to pills, then back to gun.
but they rarely got to heal me anyway.
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