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Is there any reason why Ellie is so fat for no reason?
Like bruh, where does she get the food? Does the fat fetish character eat people or something?
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Diogenes49 Sep 14 @ 10:48am 
Lots of skag meat
lagamemnon Sep 14 @ 10:54am 
I don't recall. Maybe she has a thyroid problem. Surely you aren't dumb enough to think obesity is only caused by eating disorders.
Goremurder18 Sep 14 @ 11:27am 
Originally posted by lagamemnon:
I don't recall. Maybe she has a thyroid problem. Surely you aren't dumb enough to think obesity is only caused by eating disorders.
What type of thyroid problem makes you big enough to throw the planet of it's rotational axis?
Diogenes49 Sep 14 @ 11:35am 
Originally posted by Goremurder18:
Originally posted by lagamemnon:
I don't recall. Maybe she has a thyroid problem. Surely you aren't dumb enough to think obesity is only caused by eating disorders.
What type of thyroid problem makes you big enough to throw the planet of it's rotational axis?
Ill bet you bad mouth whales too their body fat is also extremely high adverse environments can produce some outlandish effects maybe ellie grew up in an extremely harsh environment
lagamemnon Sep 14 @ 11:39am 
Originally posted by Goremurder18:
Originally posted by lagamemnon:
I don't recall. Maybe she has a thyroid problem. Surely you aren't dumb enough to think obesity is only caused by eating disorders.
What type of thyroid problem makes you big enough to throw the planet of it's rotational axis?
It's also true that people with lower physical activity (such as those who are too lazy to look things up for themselves) need fewer calories, so have to eat less to avoid putting on weight.
Diogenes49 Sep 14 @ 11:53am 
I want to see Ellie as a vault hunter
Originally posted by Goremurder18:
Is there any reason why Ellie so fat for no reason? Like bruh, where does she get the food? Does the fat fetish character eat people or something?

I'm not your "bruh" but I'll try to help satisfy your curiosity. For starters, how many and which BORDERLANDS GAMES in the series have you played at least once through its UVHM mode to the game's highest level? "None" didja say? Well yeah that'd explain it.

Early on in the series you discovered that it's not written like a reality action adventure RPG ~ it's written as a cartoon, a spoof of reality. Nothing you see in the BL Series Games is real nor does it represent anything or anyone in a reality story. That explains why Ellie's "so fat for no reason" ~ she's gotta good reason ~ she's a cartoon like everyone else in the game.

But actually she's gotta better reason or two ... . She's Moxxi's daughter ~ y'see Moxxi killed everyone in her Hodunk clan that she married into and took her three kids along with her to live as a single Mom in Sanctuary. ima not tellin' you about the other two kids cos that'd spoil the surprise. Suffice it to say in Lilith's words "those kids growed up wrong as wrong could get!, poor poor Moxxi ..."

Another early character in the series you'll meet is a guy named Scooter. Do ya remember I said I din wanna spoil any secrets? Well oops sorry sorry but Scooter's Moxxi's son & Ellie's brother (or mebbe "bruh" as you say?). No one living in Sanctuary has customary human needs or wants ~ the ones who are specified by a name have at least some remote purpose in the cartoon's progress. That's all ya git on Scooter fer now. Play the game to discover everything you wonder about BL2!

Have you ever "surfed the internet" for information on like TV shows, Movies, Music, Games, etc? Hey great ~ we kinda knewed that ya done that but were just tryin' to put a smile on yer (authors' adjectives banned here as being "too adult" for computer gamers like ...) face.

"To get people to smile & laff izza good enuf goal in life" quote me. That in mind, I'll wish y'all a happy weekend comin' up. Oh yeah almost forgot! Just surf the internet the next time you have d***-a**" questions like the cartoon Ellie, mm'okie~dokie? Hey great! :tga_trophy: :steammocking: :tga_trophy:
Originally posted by Diogenes49:
Originally posted by Goremurder18:
What type of thyroid problem makes you big enough to throw the planet of it's rotational axis?
Ill bet you bad mouth whales too their body fat is also extremely high adverse environments can produce some outlandish effects maybe ellie grew up in an extremely harsh environment
Uh ohhh ~~~ to the OP look out fer this guy ~~~ he's another one who had adjectives for breakfast lunch and dinner cos his bruh in real life izza ... whacha say Diogenes49 does this guy deserve to hear about our family tree? :steamhappy:
Last edited by Zen_Disaster; Sep 14 @ 12:40pm
Diogenes49 Sep 14 @ 12:46pm 
Originally posted by Zen_Disaster:
Originally posted by Diogenes49:
Ill bet you bad mouth whales too their body fat is also extremely high adverse environments can produce some outlandish effects maybe ellie grew up in an extremely harsh environment
Uh ohhh ~~~ to the OP look out fer this guy ~~~ he's another one who had adjectives for breakfast lunch and dinner cos his bruh in real life izza ... whacha say Diogenes49 does this guy deserve to hear about our family tree? :steamhappy:
now that is funny
Casurin Sep 14 @ 1:08pm 
Likely a big reason (ingame-explanation) is just to not be like Moxxi.
Moxxi wants Ellie to stay slim, away from the clan-wars and in the relatively "safe" Sanctuary - she does the opposite of basically all that. (and it appears that contrary to Motor Mama she is not a canibal or she would not be welcome in Sanctuary)

Outside of the game - Ellie was introduced in BL2, as a new character related to cars, that somehow needed to be linked to Scooter who had that role in BL1 already, while also (as is normal for BL) not being normal.
They didn't like her being a ms Flexington so they made her fat.

Originally posted by Diogenes49:
Ill bet you bad mouth whales too their body fat is also extremely high adverse environments can produce some outlandish effects maybe ellie grew up in an extremely harsh environment
No, it can not - that is not something that happens in a livetime but over thousands of generations and those that are not suited for the environment dying off early.

Originally posted by lagamemnon:
I don't recall. Maybe she has a thyroid problem. Surely you aren't dumb enough to think obesity is only caused by eating disorders.
Well... no. You HAVE to eat a lot to get fat, a body is not a magical machine, it needs to get the subsstances the build up the fat body of landwhales like Ellie.
Also Thyroid problems are not the cause of obesety, or at the very least the influence is so low that no such causual link has been show yet, rather it seems the opposite is the case - those fat ♥♥♥♥♥ just damage their own thyroid.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4911848/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3608008/


Originally posted by Zen_Disaster:
Originally posted by Goremurder18:
Is there any reason why Ellie so fat for no reason? Like bruh, where does she get the food? Does the fat fetish character eat people or something?

I'm not your "bruh" but I'll try to help satisfy your curiosity. For starters, how many and which BORDERLANDS GAMES in the series have you played at least once through its UVHM mode to the game's highest level? "None" didja say? Well yeah that'd explain it.

Early on in the series you discovered that it's not written like a reality action adventure RPG ~ it's written as a cartoon, a spoof of reality. Nothing you see in the BL Series Games is real nor does it represent anything or anyone in a reality story. That explains why Ellie's "so fat for no reason" ~ she's gotta good reason ~ she's a cartoon like everyone else in the game.

But actually she's gotta better reason or two ... . She's Moxxi's daughter ~ y'see Moxxi killed everyone in her Hodunk clan that she married into and took her three kids along with her to live as a single Mom in Sanctuary. ima not tellin' you about the other two kids cos that'd spoil the surprise. Suffice it to say in Lilith's words "those kids growed up wrong as wrong could get!, poor poor Moxxi ..."

Another early character in the series you'll meet is a guy named Scooter. Do ya remember I said I din wanna spoil any secrets? Well oops sorry sorry but Scooter's Moxxi's son & Ellie's brother (or mebbe "bruh" as you say?). No one living in Sanctuary has customary human needs or wants ~ the ones who are specified by a name have at least some remote purpose in the cartoon's progress. That's all ya git on Scooter fer now. Play the game to discover everything you wonder about BL2!

Have you ever "surfed the internet" for information on like TV shows, Movies, Music, Games, etc? Hey great ~ we kinda knewed that ya done that but were just tryin' to put a smile on yer (authors' adjectives banned here as being "too adult" for computer gamers like ...) face.

"To get people to smile & laff izza good enuf goal in life" quote me. That in mind, I'll wish y'all a happy weekend comin' up. Oh yeah almost forgot! Just surf the internet the next time you have d***-a**" questions like the cartoon Ellie, mm'okie~dokie? Hey great! :tga_trophy: :steammocking: :tga_trophy:
Lay off the whiskey and cigars dude. Literally has nothing to do with what i asked.
Please stop bragging you beat the game, i don't care, and i doubt anybody else here does either. And keep the gate-keeping habits to yourself.
Last edited by Goremurder18; Sep 14 @ 1:21pm
Perfice Sep 14 @ 2:45pm 
You really pissed some people off. Must be a lot of fat people that play this game.
Originally posted by Casurin:
Likely a big reason (ingame-explanation) is just to not be like Moxxi.
Moxxi wants Ellie to stay slim, away from the clan-wars and in the relatively "safe" Sanctuary - she does the opposite of basically all that. (and it appears that contrary to Motor Mama she is not a canibal or she would not be welcome in Sanctuary)

Outside of the game - Ellie was introduced in BL2, as a new character related to cars, that somehow needed to be linked to Scooter who had that role in BL1 already, while also (as is normal for BL) not being normal.
They didn't like her being a ms Flexington so they made her fat.

Originally posted by Diogenes49:
Ill bet you bad mouth whales too their body fat is also extremely high adverse environments can produce some outlandish effects maybe ellie grew up in an extremely harsh environment
No, it can not - that is not something that happens in a livetime but over thousands of generations and those that are not suited for the environment dying off early.

Originally posted by lagamemnon:
I don't recall. Maybe she has a thyroid problem. Surely you aren't dumb enough to think obesity is only caused by eating disorders.
Well... no. You HAVE to eat a lot to get fat, a body is not a magical machine, it needs to get the subsstances the build up the fat body of landwhales like Ellie.
Also Thyroid problems are not the cause of obesety, or at the very least the influence is so low that no such causual link has been show yet, rather it seems the opposite is the case - those fat ♥♥♥♥♥ just damage their own thyroid.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4911848/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3608008/
there is a difference between adaptation and evolution I was talking about radical adaptation not evolution
Originally posted by Diogenes49:
Originally posted by Casurin:
Likely a big reason (ingame-explanation) is just to not be like Moxxi.
Moxxi wants Ellie to stay slim, away from the clan-wars and in the relatively "safe" Sanctuary - she does the opposite of basically all that. (and it appears that contrary to Motor Mama she is not a canibal or she would not be welcome in Sanctuary)

Outside of the game - Ellie was introduced in BL2, as a new character related to cars, that somehow needed to be linked to Scooter who had that role in BL1 already, while also (as is normal for BL) not being normal.
They didn't like her being a ms Flexington so they made her fat.


No, it can not - that is not something that happens in a livetime but over thousands of generations and those that are not suited for the environment dying off early.


Well... no. You HAVE to eat a lot to get fat, a body is not a magical machine, it needs to get the subsstances the build up the fat body of landwhales like Ellie.
Also Thyroid problems are not the cause of obesety, or at the very least the influence is so low that no such causual link has been show yet, rather it seems the opposite is the case - those fat ♥♥♥♥♥ just damage their own thyroid.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4911848/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3608008/
there is a difference between adaptation and evolution I was talking about radical adaptation not evolution
Originally posted by Perfice:
You really pissed some people off. Must be a lot of fat people that play this game.
Yeah, right? Guess that's why they put such an ugly undesirable character in the game to begin with.
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