Commonly mispronounced or misspelled TF2 terms

[Arkhipov Calm]

This is a spelling guide for commonly mispronounced or misspelled TF2 terms.

Phlogistinator (Fluh-jis-tin-a-tor)
Kritzkreig (Crits-kreeg)
Schadenfreude (Shah-den-froy-duh)
Lugermorph (Loo-ger-morph)
Flying Guillotine (Flying Gill-o-teen or Gee-uh-teen)
Half Zatoichi (Half Zat-oh-ee-chi)
Axtinguisher (Axe-ting-wish-er)
Neon Annihilator (Neon An-i-hil-ator)
Dalokohs Bar (Dah-low-kos Bar)
Blutsauger (Bloot-sow-ger)
Machina (Mach-ee-nuh)
L'etranger (Luh-train-jur)
Quäckenbirdt (Quake-en-bird-t)
Conscientious Objector (Con-she-en-shus Objector)
El Jefe (El Hef-e)
Stereoscopic Shades (Stereo-scope-ic Shades)
Stout Shako (Stout Shuh-ko)
Furious Fukaamigasa (Furios F o o k-a-me-gasa)
Conquistador (Con-keest-ador)
Old Guadalajara (Old Gwad-uh-la-hara)
Connoisseur's Cap (Con-uh-surs Cap)
Bolted Bombardier (Bolted Bomb-ar-deer)
Pugilist's Protector (Poo-jil-ists Protector)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror (Oto-lar-ing-olo-jists Mirror)
German Gonzilla (German Gonzil-uh)
Charmer's Chapeau (Charmer's Shap-oh)
Dashin' Hashshashin (Dashin' Hash-shash-in)
Deus Specs (Day-us Specs)
Claidheamh Mòr (Clay-more)

That's pretty much it, though I may have skipped some.

[Scoop]

L'Etranger: lay-TRAHN-zhay (roll the r)
Machina: MOCK-in-uh
Quäckenbirdt: QUAH-ken-bert (the "ä" makes the "ah" sound)
Kritzkrieg: You got the pronunciation right, but it's "IE", not "EI" in "krieg".
Stereoscopic Shades: STARE-ee-oh-SKAH-♥♥♥ shades
Otolaryngologist's Mirror: OH-to-LARE-in-JAH-lo-jist's mirror
UberCharge: OOH-ber-charj (not YOU-ber-charj)