Who has the best name/description?

[peppermint hollows]

Show off your named or described items here you silly geese! Rather than being another one of those "What should I name my item?" willy nilly threads, let's see items that have already been named.

Here's mine:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Banana-Kush/inventory/#440_2_2230272180

[Mr. Light]

I'm planning on calling my strange caber "The Teufort Terrorist", since I use it the most on 2fort.
I'm still trying to think of a good description for it though.

[peppermint hollows]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Lord_of_Light:

I'm planning on calling my strange caber "The Teufort Terrorist", since I use it the most on 2fort.
I'm still trying to think of a good description for it though.

I have a strange killstreak caber. Don't think I've ever gotten more than 5 kills with it.

[Mr. Light]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Bananaᴴᴰ ๖ۣۜKush:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Lord_of_Light:

I'm planning on calling my strange caber "The Teufort Terrorist", since I use it the most on 2fort.
I'm still trying to think of a good description for it though.

I have a strange killstreak caber. Don't think I've ever gotten more than 5 kills with it.

Yeah, getting a killstreak for a caber is kind of pointless IMO. Since there's only a small chance you'll live after you kill someone with it.

[Joey Swashbuckle]

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198058245346/inventory/#440_2_2270429819

[the_bombinic61]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dotwake/inventory/#440_2_2075141786

[peppermint hollows]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Lord_of_Light:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Bananaᴴᴰ ๖ۣۜKush:

I have a strange killstreak caber. Don't think I've ever gotten more than 5 kills with it.

Yeah, getting a killstreak for a caber is kind of pointless IMO. Since there's only a small chance you'll live after you kill someone with it.

Well, I got it free of charge from the guy who traded me the caber. Didn't price it any extra, so I said might as well leave it on there.

Oprindeligt skrevet af .waKe:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dotwake/inventory/#440_2_2075141786

If only it were strange.

[Quantum]

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049136422/inventory/#440_2_2323918242
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049136422/inventory/#440_2_2323918757

[peppermint hollows]

Oprindeligt skrevet af ʙᴀᴅᴡᴏʟғ:

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049136422/inventory/#440_2_2323918242
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049136422/inventory/#440_2_2323918757

Clever, too bad the eviction notice are an awful weapon.

[Phone Guy]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheCleverDrEnforcicle/inventory/#440_2_2230080367

[the_bombinic61]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dotwake/inventory/#440_2_2329541399

[Blacksmith]

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198017787256/inventory/#440_2_2328599738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6ioKjZsGU

[peppermint hollows]

Oprindeligt skrevet af [e-mail]:

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198017787256/inventory/#440_2_2328599738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6ioKjZsGU

For the love of God, yes. I think we have a winner.

[THE Star Fox 64 Expert]

Oprindeligt skrevet af .waKe:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dotwake/inventory/#440_2_2075141786

I can't compete with this, but I'll post mine anyway.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/i-win/inventory/#440_2_2191973518

[Koishi Komeiji]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Doonies Da Pie:

Oprindeligt skrevet af .waKe:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dotwake/inventory/#440_2_2075141786

I can't compete with this, but I'll post mine anyway.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/i-win/inventory/#440_2_2191973518

You are no longer In Justice we Trust.

Now it's worse.

[bvguthrie]

I renamed Your Eternal Reward to "Your Clothes (as well as your face)."