No one has rated this review as helpful yet
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Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 25, 2016
Early Access Review

I have a problem with the rating my child played this game and started saying bad words and did the so called "pelvic thrust" to my wife not only that but he blew off my credit card in 5 minutes we cant buy any more food until next week
but Jesus himself said it was a good game I thought i was high playing it with all the colors and how swirly it was i mean JESUS it was crazy I dont go to jail anymore for drugs i just play the game for five hours and i feel like i am high tx to the creators i see snoop dogg and jesus christ himself i thing dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look at dat booty it also taught not only my kid but also me to do the "pelvic thrust" to my wife instead of my wife just biting my left nut

So in all its a good game
 
cancer
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Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 17, 2015
Early Access Review

1. Start Game
2. Go to a random server
3. Mine a little
4. Realize it is more fun to be a ♥♥♥♥ and steal peoples stuff
5. Then pick a fight with a stranger, get my ♥♥♥ kicked
6. Go to that guy's base/house while he is mining, steal everything from it
7. Rinse and Repeat
10/10 Pretty COOL
 
fLuk3
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2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: January 20, 2018
Early Access Review

is this a game
 
Chro0o
119 products in account
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1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 24, 2015
Early Access Review

for ♥♥♥♥s sake dont play this ♥♥♥♥ing game

$hit game
best uninstall
had to slam my ♥♥♥♥ in a door for even playing this for 13mins
 
Sephy
75 products in account
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1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: April 21
Early Access Review

Trash Just trash Get the version on ur phone or something its better like waaaayyyy better
 
Dat1Wabbito
4 products in account
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Not Recommended
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 11, 2015
Early Access Review

Played for an hour, thought it was a neat game so I registered and bought premium. 30 min later game crashed, now it says my password is invalid. Click reset password, email never came, now I'm locked out of the account I paid for.

DO NOT GIVE THESE GUYS MONEY.
 
CPT McSleaz®
85 products in account
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Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 1, 2015
Early Access Review

Bad Game. -rep
 
HAMMERz
117 products in account
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Not Recommended
3.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 29, 2016
Early Access Review

I wish I could say I liked it.
 
thesovereigncrab
142 products in account
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
36.0 hrs on record
Posted: December 16, 2016
Early Access Review

♥♥♥♥ Game...

I'm saying it right now...

It also is a mobile crossover...

Came from IPAD... worst company ever...
The company stole 50 bucks from me...

And not even a lawyer could help me...

So i waited til it came out on Windows... It came out on Linux... WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ USES LINUX...

Then it came out on steam...

WORST ♥♥♥♥ING GAME EVER TO EXIST ON STEAM

THATS ALL IM SAYING DON'T ♥♥♥♥ING READ ANYTHING ELSE

THIS GAME SUCKS!

MICRO-TRANSACTION MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ING PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥... RARE AS ♥♥♥♥ ORES... THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN IT... AT ALLL






LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GAMEEEEEEEEEEE

♥♥♥♥.... God these mother ♥♥♥♥ing morons putting mobile games on PC... ♥♥♥♥ OFF!




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That was awhile back...

This game? STILL ♥♥♥♥ING TRASH... litterly everyone steals all da ores... EVERYTHING... and private worlds? nope cost like 20 bucks to get... Wanna know what else? STILL NO DAM BUTLER BOTS IN STEAM VERISON... THIS GAME IS A ♥♥♥♥ING PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ TRASH STILL!

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Still been awhile. still Complete ♥♥♥♥ing Trash.
 
Lord Skarra
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Recommended
13.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 19, 2016
Early Access Review

This ♥♥♥♥ing game gives me trypophobia every time i shovel a dirt block, i ask you nicely to please remove this ♥♥♥♥ing texture thing when i shovel a dirt block, its almost as ♥♥♥♥ as csgo. Thank you from your kindest concern, Dpf11
♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ 69/10 would get trypophobia again.

I dont recommend this game if you have this ♥♥♥♥ phobia. Thank you and ♥♥♥♥ you.
 
ScrappyTheCholo
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