Serious Sam 4

Serious Sam 4

could you guys make Kleers with flesh this time?
shooting bones isn't fun. there is no blood and guts. I would like to shoot Kleers with super shotgun when they are about to ♥♥♥♥ my face, and then have their blood and intestine splat all over my face.
Last edited by 세불바SEBULBA; Mar 4 @ 3:07am
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Furry Kleers <3
Originally posted by Serious Sam(BG):
Furry Kleers <3
NO! There will be NO furry versions of Kleers or any other enemy in Serious Sam! Take that back right now or I WILL unleash Terepin on YOU!!!

NEVER compare Kleers to furries again!
Last edited by PootisMayo; Mar 4 @ 5:15am
cute furry kleers with red glowing eyes plz.
Originally posted by 세불바:
cute furry kleers with red glowing eyes plz.
Stop bringing furries into the Serious Sam community. They have no good place here and they NEVER WILL.
Last edited by PootisMayo; Mar 4 @ 7:23am
Would be nonsensical since Mental napalmed their entire planet. The game would have to take place at a time before Mental made their skeletons soldiers in his army.
Originally posted by Caius Misus:
Would be nonsensical since Mental napalmed their entire planet. The game would have to take place at a time before Mental made their skeletons soldiers in his army.
And that's why furries are forbidden in Serious Sam.
I hope Mischievous to see this thread <3
Who?
I suppose making a dust trail emit from the bones of the kleer when it falls apart could make it more satisfying to kill.
Bad Joe Mar 4 @ 6:24pm 
i think living kleers would be furry. they'd probably look like something between a cougar and a goat with fur coloration like a wolf, considering that they were predators living in a planet-wide temperate forest.

ignoring that pootis is stuck in 2007 and doesn't seem to realize that "furry" very clearly means "having fur" in the context of this thread, it's pretty funny to say that furries have no place in the community. a bunch of prominent modders and mappers for these games are furries, and, as terrible as it is, there actually is furry artwork in an official croteam product (ss1 gold edition)
Furry Kleer porn already exist on FurAffinity...
Kleers are ♥♥♥♥ing sexy
Originally posted by Caius Misus:
Would be nonsensical since Mental napalmed their entire planet. The game would have to take place at a time before Mental made their skeletons soldiers in his army.
It was in SS2. SS2 isnt canon. Kleers just ded race
Originally posted by 🦝 Rico Raccoon 🦝:
Kleers are ♥♥♥♥ing sexy
No, they're pretty anorexic if you ask me.
Originally posted by Artemiy:
It was in SS2. SS2 isnt canon. Kleers just ded race
They were already described as extinct in in The First Encounter. SS2 just specified how it was done.

Still doesn't change the fact that it would have to take place in the distant past when their race was already extinct in the times it was Ancient Egypt on Earth. So highly unlikely.

And I wouldn't be against it if they decided to keep this bit of lore (the napalming of the entire planet) canon as it perfectly shows just how depraved Mental actually is.
Last edited by Caius Misus; Mar 25 @ 9:15am
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