Your dream/nightmare team for a poker match

[Xan]

There's a few threads discussing ideas for Poker Night 3 characters. However Poker Night has a certain theme going for it and that is that all the characters are there for cross-promotion.

Now lets toss that concept aside and just focus on making a 4 man dream/nightmare team.

The dream team should be made of characters that would have funny banther with each other.

The nightmare team should be a team that may or may not have funny banther, but must be such that they have NO tells and a perfect "poker face" and are a nightmare to play against

examples:

Dream Team:

Card Dealer - Stanley Parable Narrator

Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island series)
Rincewind and The Luggage (Discworld)
Manuel Calavera and Ottis (Grim Fandango)
Mona De Lafitte and Froderick (A Vampyre Story)

(yes they are all from adventure games... sue me!)


Nightmare Team:

Agent 47 (Hitman series)
Master Chief (Halo series)
Adam Jensen (Deus Ex Human Revolution)
Batman (Arkham series)


And feel free to create a 4 man team that goes for a certain theme, not covered by Poker Night

[Applecrow]

R2DR
The Monarch (Venture Bros)
Ezio Auditore
Fem Shep from Mass Effect

[STABather Christie]

narrator from binding of isac

spy (tf2)
joel (last of us)

i dunno

[Large_Wooden_Badger]

Dealer: Marcus (from Borderlands 2)

Opponents: Homer Simpson, Lara Croft, Daud (from Dishonored), The Wolverine (Marvel Comics)

Bartender: Samuel the boatman (from Dishonored)

[Conga Lyne]

Dream team:

Mega Satan as spectator (binding of isaac rebirth)
AVGN as bot (angry video game nerd adventures)
Nick as bot (Left 4 Dead 2)
Hoxton as bot (PayDay 2)
Saxton Hale as bot (Team Fortress 2)

Oh the conversations...

"I'd rather eat a piece of ♥♥♥♥ while being pissed on by a buffalo than use these cards, fold"

"ah, ya bloody idiots. You're screwed now"


Nightmare Team:

Pyro as spectator (Team Fortress 2)
Pyro as bot (Team Fortress 2)
Pyro as bot (Team Fortress 2)
Pyro as bot (Team Fortress 2)
Pyro as bot (Team Fortress 2)

They'd all be having such a fun time.. But i'd have no idea what they're saying :c
They'd also burn the money and ruin everything, I'd have no option to escape either.