We're About a Month Away from the Ranch Heist. Thoughts?

[RandomTurtle]

If the store page is to be believed which it may or may not be. We are apparently due a new heist on Wednesday 15th of June. It's name suggests we're going to a ranch.

I hope we're not here on another assassination mission. I can accept the 4th heist will probably be another assassination as they always seem to do that. Perhaps a future antagonist instead of standing against the Payday gang ends up fearing them and by the time they meet him ends up transferring them massive amounts of money before being taken hostage by the Payday gang (for their own protection), where they later become an ally.

But back to the ranch heist. Although I'm 99% sure their won't be, a Horse escape would be hilarious. Just reskin some Forklifts hitboxes as Horses, no one will know.

[TheFamousPoundy]

YEEEHAW BROTHER

[I Like Trousers]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I was gonna say something about riding horses with the same hitbox as the forklift b/c of the motorcycle we got but after I finished typing out what I thought was original and witty I read the last line.

Oh well I hope we get to heist some farm animals, or get akimbo double barrel shotguns but I'm 90% sure that wont happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2WIJarH5aQ
(Fun fact the original video I linked was pretty much the exact same clip but had like 150 views and was age restricted, this 61k viewed video isnt age restricted lol.)

[Fresh Yuuka]

tractors

cattle rusling

cowboys instead of cops or gangs

[Daneii]

Yeehaw!

[Adrian Storm]

yeehaw ! ,cowboy !

[Cipher]

YEAH 28 US MARINES
PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
HELICOPTERS LANDIN'
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN

[some one]

i want them to bring back dallas' old voice for the new heist

keep them hands visibol

[Infinite Thwomp Works]

I feel like an assassination mission is the most likely outcome (there's only so many reasons to rob a ranch), but there's definitely other ways it could play out. Maybe the ranch is being used as an undercover weapons storage facility for some black market gun runners, and we want a piece of the action? Could be another drug lab, but I feel like weapons fits the Texas theme better.

Or -- and I'll admit, I'm not sure how this would play out on a game mechanics level -- maybe the ranch is being used to hold illegally smuggled exotic animals (believe it or not, that's actually one of the biggest black markets in the world). I'm not saying we'd necessarily somehow stuff a tiger or something into a loot bag and throw it into the back of a van, but there's other ways we might be able to pull it off, like baiting them into a shipping container and having Bile airlift it out.

[Banana Duck ඞ]

It looks uncannily similar to Militia from Counter Strike, heres comparison pictures:
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/1945681/ss_e8a9ad4500f7c43b0be696271c1bae9cfce77a20.jpg?t=1650479177
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=133256570

[Lebhleb]

Nah Vlad fit up coke into Cows this time and now you have to ride around them on Horses into a truck and then drive it away to the barn from Goat Sim.

[Mogstradamus]

I can't get the game to launch anymore and I've tried 6 fixes. At this point this is a cry for help.

[Lord Of War]

Originally posted by randomturtle01:

a Horse escape would be hilarious.

And then you have to dismount and fix it :D

[PlebNC (UK)]

I hope we get to use the muscle car again like in Meltdown and Goat Sim day 2. Texas is a great opportunity to have a Dukes of Hazard/Smokey and the Bandit style car chase heist where the challenge of the heist isn't the theft itself but the escape that follows it.

[Fresh Yuuka]

vehicle(horse?) based combat
just ♥♥♥♥♥♥, slap me onto a horse and let me shoot from it
hell slap a turret onto a horse

[Lebhleb]

Let me take the horse outside of the heist to other heists.
Horse deployable.