PD2 GIVEAWAY! [CLOSED] WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

[xander]

The winners have been announced! Remember, if you are number 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5, you have won something.
How it works:
The choices displayed below will be chosen.
So, person number 1 will get first pick of choice 1-5.
And person number 5 will get whatever is remaining.
So without further ado, here is the list:
1. Anarky
2. Einstein
3. Nova
4. Laptop65
5. [Cash.net] Dallas
6. Karp
7. PunchyPumpkin
8. *BoXeR*
9. moltom26
10. Phatlipz
11. Baby Chewbacca
12. Zyonite
13. godofgui
14. Sonicfizz™
15. -~-Wave-~-
16. Zahry Darko
17. Megadog14

I will contact you immediatly. If you do not accept my friend request, it is quite simple, I will skip you, and you will NOT get a prize. So person number 6, watch out because you might get a prize. You have 2 hours to reply and accept.

Choice 1
'The Chooser'

You may choose 2 of the following:
Payday: The Heist
Payday: The Heist - Wolf Pack DLC
Payday: The Heist - Soundtrack
Payday 2
Payday 2 - Soundtrack
Payday 2 - A Merry Payday Christmas
Payday 2 - Armoured Transport DLC
Payday 2 - Gage Weapon Pack #1
Payday 2 - Gage Weapon Pack #2
Payday 2 - Gage Courier Job
Payday 2 - Gage Sniper Pack
Payday 2 - Gage Shotgun Pack
Payday 2 - The Big Bank Heist

Choice 2
'The Weapon Heister'

You will receive all prizes listed below:
Payday 2 - Gage Weapon Pack #1
Payday 2 - Gage Weapon Pack #2
Payday 2 - Gage Courier Job
Payday 2 - Gage Sniper Pack
Payday 2 - Gage Shotgun Pack

Choice 3
'The Original'

You will receive all prizes listed below:
Payday: The Heist
Payday: The Heist - Wolf Pack DLC
Payday: The Heist - Soundtrack

Choice 4
'The Music Man'
Payday: The Heist - Soundtrack
Payday 2 - Soundtrack

Choice 5
'Most Liked DLCs'
Payday 2 - The Big Bank Heist
Gage Weapon Pack #2
Gage Sniper Pack

[Gooning Gremlin]

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
"Dam."

[treeee]

"♥♥♥♥♥"- Jesse Pinkman
Also airplane

[Zen_]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

[LethalCardboard]

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheel chair.

[Styx|UnsyNZ]

so far I don't think he'll be giving away anything

[Bot0]

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
’cause she was a WOMAN!

[THE LORD]

Journalist: What did you feel when you shot that terrorist?
Marine: *Shrugs* Recoil.

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
Everyone chuckles, and the vendor makes the dog. The Buddhist hands him a twenty, the vendor pockets it & moves on to the next customer. The Buddhist complains, "Hey where's my change." And the Vendor replies, "Ah, change comes from within."

P.S. I own some and also missing some. Kind of depends on what I win, if I even win. Could gift to a friend too if you don't mind. Cheers!

[MG/Zoltan]

Velociraptor = Distraptor over Timeraptor

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam."

A man's wife tells him to "Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.

I need to stop talking to my friends about mitosis. It's a very dividing topic.

Bacteria, the only culture some people have.

An atom says to another "I think i lost an electron."
The other replies "ARE YOU POSITIVE!?"

The egg says to the boiling water- "I might take a few minutes to get hard. I was just laid this morning"...

Schrodingers cat walks into a bar. And he doesent.

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor hands the baby to the logician, and the wife asks impatiently "Is it a boy or a girl?". He replies with "Yes."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have some H20."
The second says "I'll have some H20 too."
The second died.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

There's a band called 1023 MB. They havent gotten any gigs yet.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounced 'Unionized'

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[Greg Chudley]

Have you ever had sex while camping?
It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intents

[SgtAvalanche]

I'll enter for a friend, why not.

Why do handicapped people get bullied so much?
Because they can't stand up for themselves.

[MG/Zoltan]

Originally posted by Megadog14:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.

Right after i edited the 'proper', successful version of it into my post XD

[Dewky]

A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says "Ugh, that;s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Vectorman]

What kind of bees do you milk?




Boobies.

Edit: sorry, misunderstood the options of the giveaway. But still, hope you enjoyed. :P

[Vater]

I'm honestly convinced that most women do not fart. They just hold it all in, and it comes out as drama.

[Papa Yash]

A boy got the desired new bike from his father. So he decide to show how good he is with it running around the house...
Fist lap: "Hey dad feets out of pedals.......
Second lap: "Hey dad, look! No hands!!!
The third lap delays a bit...
Then he appear all messed-up: "hurgh dad, no teeths!"