Kingdom Come: Deliverance II

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II

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I played this game for like 2 hours, now I'm gay. HELP
This was totally unexpected.
I was perfectly straight last night, and I didn't believe all the kind folks on here and what they were saying about this, but I played for a couple hours and then went to bed.
I've just woken up and I'm definitely gay now. I can feel it. Thanks Warhorse you just completely screwed my life up. What am I going to tell my girlfriend? She'll be heartbroken. This is ridiculous tbh its just a video game why is it making me gay?
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ZIGS Feb 4 @ 9:46pm 
Originally posted by JockMcPlop:
What am I going to tell my girlfriend?

Why would you say anything? A hand has no ears
Go to the bath house watch Musa have sex with white women
It will make you hetero again
Originally posted by ZIGS:
Originally posted by JockMcPlop:
What am I going to tell my girlfriend?

Why would you say anything? A hand has no ears
I can't live a lie, ZIGS
Why am I listening to Charli XCX I don't even like Charli XCX this is so stupid thanks Warhorse.
Adrian Feb 4 @ 9:52pm 
Make your girlfriend play the game too and then something to turn her trans. Problem solved.
aza Feb 4 @ 9:56pm 
I worked with a guy that didn't realise he was gay until he got married and had a kid.
It was pop music that turned him; massive madonna fan.
It's the wifi my dude. 5G is turning the frogs gay
Originally posted by JockMcPlop:
This was totally unexpected.
I was perfectly straight last night, and I didn't believe all the kind folks on here and what they were saying about this, but I played for a couple hours and then went to bed.
I've just woken up and I'm definitely gay now. I can feel it. Thanks Warhorse you just completely screwed my life up. What am I going to tell my girlfriend? She'll be heartbroken. This is ridiculous tbh its just a video game why is it making me gay?


Be careful this tama is a reward trap.

I talked to friends who were screaming all night, they didn't see even a hint of woke culture. That won't change the fact that they did something bad to Hans and Henry.
Redhalo Feb 4 @ 9:59pm 
Originally posted by aza:
I worked with a guy that didn't realise he was gay until he got married and had a kid.
It was pop music that turned him; massive madonna fan.
It's the wifi my dude. 5G is turning the frogs gay
This right here.. It's the same for all these freaking pot bellied vampire goblins hobbling around in broad daylight everywhere you go.
Last edited by Redhalo; Feb 4 @ 10:00pm
This people don't have the game, they never play KCD, check the profiles they make it privet to nobody see they don't have this game. just ignore them! But good joke by the way!
orcaa Feb 4 @ 10:21pm 
Originally posted by JockMcPlop:
This was totally unexpected.
I was perfectly straight last night, and I didn't believe all the kind folks on here and what they were saying about this, but I played for a couple hours and then went to bed.
I've just woken up and I'm definitely gay now. I can feel it. Thanks Warhorse you just completely screwed my life up. What am I going to tell my girlfriend? She'll be heartbroken. This is ridiculous tbh its just a video game why is it making me gay?

right........blocked..........................sell your song and dance someplace else.
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Date Posted: Feb 4 @ 9:44pm
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