At what first seems like a pleasant, straight forward game quickly develops into something deeper... Let me explain.

I was spamming my F key like any one else would, making the Wiggly Boys spawn at truly alarming rates.
It was getting harder and harder to dodge them and then.. then it happened, for a split second one of these
curious fellows got so close tom me I could their face. What I saw was not the face of some mindless NPC drone like one
might expect. No, what I saw has been etched into my memory forever, the face of true agony and despair. So rich and detailed with pure emotion and feeling I immediately broke down and cried.
Before I could capture a screenshot I was overrun by the horde and I could no longer locate that individual. No worries I thought, they all must have this feature. I was wrong, a generic face enshrouded EVERY other Wiggly Boy from this point on wards. Did I imagine this? Did my graphics simply glitch out? I wasn't convinced. I tried for hours searching for him, the face amongst the faceless, where was he?

I began scouring forums, blogs anything I could find that may give me a clue. I hit nothing but dead ends, there was almost no information about Wiggly Boy. This is when my suspicion peaked, it was almost as though there was an effort to hide
details. I eventually lost hope ever finding the truth and forced myself to continue on with life despite feeling like there was something truly nefarious about all of this.

Months later, I woke up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, "Wiggly Boy! not Wiggly boys" of course, it made so much sense, I saw THE Wiggly Boy.

Please, if anyone sees him, contact me immediately.

My word, what an experience, on a dreary friday morning I opened this game for the first time, my eyes were instantly opened. With the heavy beats driving my lost heart I was instantly overwhelmed with the vastness of the visuals, a realm of Dune like quality, beckoning me to be a part of. Then it happened.. the F key showed me the way, friends, or were they enemies? starting spawning, filling the world with their love and chaos, and from the wise words of the Saint Smashmouth "they dont stop coming" - it was a journey of vast emotions, the exciting rush of adrenaline, petering on the edge of a panic attack, it played cruel beautiful games with my frontal cortex.

A meaningful experience, neigh - a spiritual awakening was blessed upon me today friends, and I know I will never be the same.

Get wiggly

So there I was; down on my luck, believing I was the lowest scum to have ever walked the face of the earth. I believed I was a burden to everyone, and everyone was just pretending to like me because they pitied me. I truly thought I was a piece of ♥♥♥♥.

So there I was, home after a long day of dealing with the crap of others. I logged onto Steam (honestly just to touch myself so I could have one minuscule shot of dopamine), when suddenly, I came across this game. I played it. Initially, I thought nothing of it, but as I sat there, pernus in hand, eyes fully of wiggly boys, something clicked. Look at yourself, I thought. ever since you moved out of your parents’ house, you’ve accomplished nothing. Zilch. Zero. Do you really want to spend your life like this? I realized that I needed to change for the better.

https://youtu.be/7VLe3mUthT0
A fun little berating benchmark game/program for a buck. Hopefully the devs expand on this title a little more, but can see myself booting this up on multiple pcs to shoot enemy wiggly boys with narcoleptic bananas. Now press f to pay respect!

This game changed my life. And not like moving to NYC to start my coffee start up changed my life. But a chnage whre i now see a divine presence in all. The little wigglies only dancing when the alpha does just like in our society and the militized mode a terror that we all face. Their base boosted beats pulsatting through my ears for all eternity haunting me on teh damage they could do. But I must power though, with my faith and dignity as the banana gun I will NOT DISGRACE!
over all good game:)

my computer was 44,711 good

this game is 44,712 GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

the boys do in fact wiggle

Outstanding. Incredible. Masterpiece. 11/10.

Amazing story mode with both intense and light-hearted moments. The main character's backstory has immense depth while still allowing for further character development. The main character redefines what it means to grow as an individual, and pushes you, the player, to drive him further, to push beyond the artificial limits we place on ourselves.

The first-person shooter mode redefines the FPS genre as a whole. Call of Duty? Battlefield? Halo? These games are an embarrassment compared to Wiggly Boy. The expertly-crafted gameplay with beyond-next-generation visuals will push current and future game developers in their feeble attempt to match half the quality of this game.



If I ever get an RTX 3000 GPU, this will literally be the first thing I run on it.

I have a new religon.

absolutely incredible benchmark works better than all the other benchmarks i have