Hello Fellow Humans,

Do you understand Chinese? If you don't, then you would have a hard time knowing what the heck is going on.

But for me, I could tell you what is going on in this game. From the 2.5 hours I had, this is a Visual Novel/ Dating Sim where the Boys starts off as a 1 bit sprite, where after leveling up your Confidant Levels, they become more and more human. There are up to 9 options to choose from, and you even get to date A GOD (Only if you act like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥). Screw you KratΦs, this simple high school girl has more balls than you! In the end, you will be rewarded with a CG (Computer Graphic) image of the boy, fully realized as an actual human being, where they presumably start a mutually understanding relationship... or he would ask you to join his gang, bearing the name of the Theives of Heart, where you'll become the defender of the school as it is attacked by Humanoid Aliens. You'll be tasked to infiltrate their mind, and through multiple dating simulations, change and steal their heart, making them lose desire to invade Earth and rather turn to humans for Love. But this might not have happened, but what could you do, ...you don't understand Chinese and I am your only informant.

Anyways, I rate it 8/10 for a Free Visual Novel. If I could compare this, this game would be the Dark Souls of Visual Novels (...for the Western Audience. But for the Eastern Audience that can read Chinese, it's more like Kirby's Dream Land 3).

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Good, nice animation and super long story!

My friend who I play Counter Strike 2 with said if I post a review on this game and it gets 5000 likes and 5000 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 3080 and 2 Kilos of The lamb ham. So I'm just gonna leave this here Help a brotha ~
　
　
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I don't speak Chinese, here's what I gathered from the images:

Some of your friends are a giant single pixel of different colors
Some 8 bit pixelated guys show up
Then Some 16 bit guys show up
And there was this one high def, like 1080p girl, dunno where she came from
I probably shouldn't have taken mushrooms right before playing this

I'll come back when this game gets an english port, because I really want to know what the hell

全通关了好快乐，这是个纯爱游戏啊，攻略某些角色的时候会不自觉露出笑容呢，非常治愈

这个对话对我这个岁数的玩家来说可能确实过于幼稚了哈哈哈，只解锁了一个人的立绘，确实画的好看！推荐给小朋友玩~

这游戏非常非常可爱的！故事是有趣和好笑，同学都帅，又是免费的，真的是10/10！

I loved this game and found it so cute! The story was really interesting and funny, and I found it quite unique and different compared to traditional 'otome' games. For a free game this really is amazing! However, you do need to understand Chinese in order to play this.

哈哈哈哈好有意思的游戏。攻略了一群男人之后最心动的竟然是狸猫。