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(but that was in 2020: i was new to the game but that's not a good excuse).
My rival vassal wanted me to hold a feast. He wanted to pay for it and get a hook. I had the option to make him pay and not give him a hook so I used it.
Then I held a feast. I got a event that was something like "all my rivals are here" and it asked if I wanted to murder all of them, so I did. I assassinated multiple rivals at once and after the feast was over I got this screenshot as a event.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2862261648
I burst out laughing when I read this event after the feast.
LoL. I wonder how much of this humor is planned out by the programmers or if it just sometimes happens that way. Like with the "time to trim the dynasty?" event where oftentimes the person in question is a dwarf and one of the options says something like "it's okay, we all have our shortcomings."
I didn't know my son was taking after his old man and became a knight. my only heir led the charge and died in battle. deus vult.
I'm quite certain that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in a videogame, and I'm still weirded out by it now. I'm not that easy to rattle, either.
I'm usually not too harsh towards rebellious vassals but in this occasion the extended war costed me a lot of gold so I executed every rebellious vassal and also tortured the vassal.
To hell with the tyranny maluses, killing them all was completely worth it.
(sorry for this late response but Ian knocked me offline for several days)
This viking shortly after i made the Empire Of Britannia swore fealty to the viking lords of sweden/demark (was all controlled by sweden at this point) and shortly after that he declared war on me. After calling in every single ally i could muster i finally managed to hold them off long enough that i could eventually declare a white peace and they accepted, however it didnt end there.
During the war they had won a siege against my capitol and he had taken my wife as his concubine. Now the funniest part was about 5 days before the siege ended i completed a seduction attempt on my wife and this ended up resulting in her pregnancy. I did not realise this until after the child was born when it gave me a window stating that my ex-wife had given a birth to my son, and that the viking king who had made her his concubine believed the child to be his. At the time i didnt think much of it expect that it was some nice revenge, his legitimate child actually being mine.
It wasnt until about 3 years later give or take, that something happened that made me realise just how op it was to have an opposing leader think his child is his when its really yours, because the viking kings wife ended up murdering the viking king which put his only child (my child actually) on the throne. And because i already knew that it was my child i was able to reveal the secret of his heritage and once done he became my vassal.
At the time i had no idea what happened but laughed my ass off and it wasn't until i learned more about the game that i realised what had happened exactly and just how op it can be!
I named a son after my real life son, and had him make the decisions once that character came to power. 11 year olds are murderous little tyrants!