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ACHIEVEMENTS (41)
Goodest Of The Good Cops

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
32.5%
Biggest Communism Builder

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
26.9%
The World's Most Laughable Centrist

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
23.8%
Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
21.4%
Hyperstellar Law Official

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
19.1%
Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
18.6%
Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
18.0%
Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
17.4%
Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
16.3%
Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
12.0%
The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
11.8%
Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
11.3%
Unbelievably Boring F**k

Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
9.9%
Hardie's Heroes

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
7.8%
The Lawbringer

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
5.9%
Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
5.3%
Bother Kim After Hours

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
4.4%
The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
4.3%
Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
3.1%
Venture into the HARDCORE

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
2.8%
Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
2.6%
Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
2.5%
Massive Torque Dork

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
2.3%
Baddest Brow in Town

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
2.2%
Avowed Inframaterialist

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
1.8%
Committee of la Responsabilité

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
1.6%