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The Stanley Parable
ITS TAKING FOREVER
WHEN WILL IT BE OUT EXACTLY??!!
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Tempus Jul 12, 2013 @ 9:02am 
Dude, chill. It will come out eventually. I prefer that they take one more year so everything is perfect, than to rush it ;)
ive been waiting like 2 years soo...
koolaroo Jul 12, 2013 @ 1:37pm 
Originally posted by Mr. Blue:
ive been waiting like 2 years soo...
I've been waiting for like ten.
Worst. Sniper. Ever. Jul 12, 2013 @ 3:25pm 
I already played this game. I came back in time to experience the real life frustration people had in waiting for this game. It makes the game and life more enjoyable.

In fact, you're missing out on the Stanley museum of 2014. It was great. Or will be great. It is also not an actual museum.
koolaroo Jul 12, 2013 @ 3:43pm 
Originally posted by Worst. Sniper. Ever.:
I already played this game. I came back in time to experience the real life frustration people had in waiting for this game. It makes the game and life more enjoyable.

In fact, you're missing out on the Stanley museum of 2014. It was great. Or will be great. It is also not an actual museum.
As the owner of the museum I would like to kindly ask you not to tell people that our "museum" is not actually a museum.
well technicly its not a museum
RuUp5 Jul 17, 2013 @ 11:00am 
Dude. Indie games take a long time to make because they only have a few guys working on it. Whereas if you have a WHOLE COMPANY of workers, it shouldn't take more than a year and a half or so to make. Plus, if it's going to be an interactive fiction like the mod, they have to program each and every ending that they think the player might take. Do you think you can make a whole game by yourself in a year?
Cakebread  [developer] Jul 17, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
I can promise you without being patronizing or putting on a false "marketing PR guy" persona that the game is remarkably close to completion
koolaroo Jul 17, 2013 @ 1:17pm 
Originally posted by RuUp5:
Dude. Indie games take a long time to make because they only have a few guys working on it. Whereas if you have a WHOLE COMPANY of workers, it shouldn't take more than a year and a half or so to make. Plus, if it's going to be an interactive fiction like the mod, they have to program each and every ending that they think the player might take. Do you think you can make a whole game by yourself in a year?
I can make a game in ten minutes.
[senpai] Kevans Evans Jul 17, 2013 @ 5:49pm 
I find it funny that in an older topic the OP talks about how it takes awhile for developers to make a game because he is one and knows what goes down, yet here he is complaining about how long it's taking to finish.


Take your time guys, you can't rush perfection ;)
RuUp5 Jul 18, 2013 @ 9:20am 
Originally posted by koolaroo:
Originally posted by RuUp5:
Dude. Indie games take a long time to make because they only have a few guys working on it. Whereas if you have a WHOLE COMPANY of workers, it shouldn't take more than a year and a half or so to make. Plus, if it's going to be an interactive fiction like the mod, they have to program each and every ending that they think the player might take. Do you think you can make a whole game by yourself in a year?
I can make a game in ten minutes.

Would you rather have a game that looks bad and one you can make in ten minutes or one that's really put in some thought and hard work and takes a long time? I think this game is going towards the looks-good and perfect route.
koolaroo Jul 18, 2013 @ 11:06am 
Originally posted by RuUp5:
Originally posted by koolaroo:
I can make a game in ten minutes.

Would you rather have a game that looks bad and one you can make in ten minutes or one that's really put in some thought and hard work and takes a long time? I think this game is going towards the looks-good and perfect route.
Um I was being sarcastic.
Modymo {ZA} Jul 18, 2013 @ 11:49am 
Originally posted by Cakebread:
I can promise you without being patronizing or putting on a false "marketing PR guy" persona that the game is remarkably close to completion
Hope this question hasn't been asked to much in hope of not sounding like a total dillop.
Will The HD Remix be available on Desura?
RuUp5 Jul 18, 2013 @ 8:35pm 
Originally posted by koolaroo:
Originally posted by RuUp5:

Would you rather have a game that looks bad and one you can make in ten minutes or one that's really put in some thought and hard work and takes a long time? I think this game is going towards the looks-good and perfect route.
Um I was being sarcastic.

Oh. Woops. My bad.
decimator1337 Jul 20, 2013 @ 3:24pm 
Sigh... you can't rush art.
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