Global Gameplay Stats

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 33
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It's Just More of This

Finish an episode
86.9%


DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
86.1%


Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
61.6%


Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 over your average
48.5%


My First Time

Screw someone for the first time
46.8%


100,000aire!

Earn $100000 lifetime
36.8%


DisorDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
36.2%


Great Crowd

Laugh at a an easy joke
32.9%


Taking It from Behind

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
32.3%


Overconsumer

Listen to all commercials after one episode
30.9%


Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
16.4%


Social Outcast

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
15.7%


Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
12.1%


500,000aire!

Earn $500000 lifetime
8.4%


Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
8.0%


Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
7.4%


DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
6.8%


Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
6.2%


The Game's Half Full

Play Episodes 1-36
5.8%


The Game's Half Empty

Play Episodes 1-37
5.6%


Mouth-Breather

Achieve third-highest rating achievement
5.5%


Consolation Prize

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
4.6%


Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
4.0%


Film in Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
3.9%


One Teat Short of an Udder

Achieve second-highest rating
3.8%


Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
3.7%


1,000,000aire!

Earn $1000000 lifetime
3.3%


Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode
3.1%


Unicorn

Achieve highest gamer rating
2.6%


Discover Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire
2.5%


Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
2.0%


Perfect Attendance

Play Episodes 1-73
1.4%


Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
0.5%