Global Achievements
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Total achievements: 120
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Have A Nice Trip
37.0%
The Last Supper
31.3%
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
31.2%
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
29.3%
I Wish To Register A Complaint!
28.2%
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
24.9%
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
24.1%
Asleep With The Fishies!
23.6%
Purple Heart
22.6%
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
19.4%
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
18.4%
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
18.1%
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
17.3%
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
16.8%
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
15.9%
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
15.4%
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
14.9%
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
14.0%
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
13.8%
Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
12.9%
Trapped Mouse
12.3%
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
12.0%
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
10.7%
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
10.5%
Weakling!
9.9%
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
9.7%
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
8.9%
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
8.6%
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
8.5%
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
8.3%
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
7.5%
Dinah
7.4%
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
7.1%
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
6.9%
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
6.4%
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
6.2%
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
6.1%
This Is Madness!
6.0%
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
5.4%
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
5.3%
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
5.1%
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
5.0%
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
5.0%
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
4.9%
The Last Crusade (Depreciated)
4.9%
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
4.8%
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
4.8%
Holier Than Thou (Depreciated)
4.7%
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
4.6%
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
4.3%
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
4.2%
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
4.0%
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
3.7%
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
3.7%
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
3.6%
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
3.5%
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by bashing them with your shield
3.1%
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
3.1%
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
3.1%
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
3.1%
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
3.0%
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
2.9%
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
2.9%
Quest For The Holy Grail (Depreciated)
2.7%
See You Next Fall
2.7%
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
2.7%
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
2.6%
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
2.6%
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
2.5%
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
2.5%
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
2.5%
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
2.4%
Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
2.3%
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
2.2%
Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
2.0%
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
1.9%
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
1.9%
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
1.7%
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
1.6%
I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
1.6%
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
1.5%
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
1.5%
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
1.5%
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
1.4%
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
1.4%
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
1.3%
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
1.2%
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
1.2%
Kills First, Aim Second
1.1%
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
1.1%
Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
1.1%
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
1.0%
Sharp Pointy Teeth!
1.0%
Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
1.0%
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
0.9%
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
0.9%
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
0.9%
I'm Invincible!
0.8%
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
0.7%
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
0.6%
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
0.6%
Seeker Of The Grail (Depreciated)
0.6%
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
0.6%
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
0.6%
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
0.4%
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
0.4%
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
0.4%
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
0.4%
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
0.4%
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
0.3%
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
0.3%
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
0.2%
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
0.2%
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
0.2%
Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
0.2%
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
0.2%
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
0.2%
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
0.1%
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
0.1%
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
0.1%
