Global Gameplay Stats

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Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 9
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Hatsamingo

Collect half the hats.
16.6%


That was it.

Finish the whole damn game.
13.5%


HATERS GONNA HATE.

Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
6.5%


Greedrun

Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
5.1%


Dinorun

Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
2.7%


Hatsamungojungo

Collect all the hats.
1.7%


Mmyes Indeedrun

Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
1.5%


Steedrun

Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
1.2%


Speedrun

Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
1.2%