Global Gameplay Stats

No Time to Explain

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 9
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14.7%

Hatsamingo

Collect half the hats.
12.2%

That was it.

Finish the whole damn game.
6.3%

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
4.8%

Greedrun

Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
3.1%

Dinorun

Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
2.2%

Hatsamungojungo

Collect all the hats.
2.0%

Mmyes Indeedrun

Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
1.8%

Steedrun

Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
1.8%

Speedrun

Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds