Gone in 30 Seconds
Record a time on the leaderboards.
Prayed to the Goddess for the first time in single player mode.
Ride a ship.
Forever Alone No Longer
Get a companion to join you.
30 Second Moobs
Eat 10 types of food.
Amateur Evil Slayer
Beat the first 9 levels of Hero 30.
Ned Kelly's Revenge
Obtain Barrel Armor and Barrel Head
Warrior of the Goddess
Offered a total of 3000G to the Goddess in a quest in single player mode.
Not Just a Series of Tubes
Play online multiplayer.
Second Place is the First Loser
Win a multiplayer match.
BFFN: Best Friends For Now
Play a multiplayer match with a friend
Cleared Hero 30.
Cleared "Cursed Hero" without defeating Sasha.
Cleared Hero 300.
Love the Smell of Evil in the Morning.
Beat the first five levels of Classic Evil Lord 30
A Peach of a Player
Beat the first five levels of Classic Princess 30
Allied with all available NPCs.
Beat Classic Evil Lord 30
Strong Female Role Model
Beat Classic Princess 30
Squire? I Hardly Know Her!
Beat the first five levels of Classic Knight 30
Cleared Hero 3.
Alignment: Lawful Good +30
Beat Classic Knight 30
Got all available equipment in single player mode.
Oy, to ne vecher
Defeat any five Evil Lords with one hit.
Multi Ending Master
Reached every ending in Hero 30.
Do You See What Happens, Larrie?
Defeat Larrie and beat Level 4 in 27 seconds or less.
Play a multiplayer match with 3 other friends.
Received every title.
The Body is the Ultimate Weapon
Defeat any three Evil Lords wearing no equipment.
A Poor Carpenter Blames the Tools
Beat the final boss of Hero 30 using the Wood Sword as a weapon.
Cleared Hero 300 in Hard Mode.
Became 30 times the True Hero in multiplayer mode.
Legalize it Already
Beat Hero 30 without using herbs to heal.
A Real Hero and a Real Human Being
Beat every level under the target time.
That Took More Than 30 Seconds
Get all achievements in the game.