Murder The Pope.
As You Wish
That Was Easy!
Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode.
It's Called "Butts" Now
Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.'
Defeat The Groove Wizard.
Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.
So Long And Thanks For All The Stars
Collect every star.
Make Love, Not War
Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything.
Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes.
Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Green With EnV
Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.'
Can't Touch This!
Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying.
Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes.
Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes.
Just Like My Ex
Clear 'Emotional Mess.'
So Good I Ripped My Pants
Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.'
Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night
Complete all the holiday levels.
Stomach of Steel
Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.'
Mean Green Machine
Clear every level in World 4.
Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
I'm a Star-vivor!
Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.
Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes.
Get To The Chopper!
Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.
Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours!
Beat all gold times.
Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Electronic Super Done!
Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.
Electronic Super King!
Earn every achievement.
Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
Earn zero deaths on every level.
Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts?
Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'
Thinking With Portals, Doing Science
Take the shortest route in 'An Evil Portal Mess.'
Jumping the Snowmouth!
Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'
Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
What A Mess!
Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize
Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash.