Kill ten Diggles.
He Who Smelt It
Make an Ingot.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Find a Monster Zoo.
Kill a hundred Diggles.
Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses
He Chose... Poorly
Trigger 50 traps.
Welcome to Dredmor
Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle.
The Lake Wobegon Achievement
Eat some Lutefisk.
The Penitent Man Shall Pass
Disarm 50 traps.
It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This
Make a Weapon.
Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it.
If Lost, Please Return to Wonkdonkler
Find a Set of Wizard Keys.
Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn't love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog?
Make a piece of Armour.
Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle.
I Smoulder With Generic Rage
Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.
Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills... and die on Floor 1.
Die during the tutorial.
Playing For Both Teams
Play both the male and the female hero.
Taste the Rainbow
Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously.
Honey Badger Don't Care
Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.
Enrage the Shopkeeper.
Your Kung Fu is Weak
Die to an enemy counter-attack.
Crime Doesn't Pay
Get killed by Brax.
Two Krongs Don't Make A Right
Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively.
Developers! Developers! Developers!
Hit the Ballmer Peak.
Master the Smithing Skill Tree.
I Am Not Left Handed
Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree.
Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement
Master the Sword Skill Tree.
AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.)
Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH!
Not the Bees!
Die at the hands of Thaumites.
The Magic of the Wizard's Hangover
Complete a Wizardland.
Respect Mah Authoritah
Get killed by a Dread Collector.
This Root Shall Suffer
Imbibe the Root of T'Char.
Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering
Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree.
Stick A Knife In It, It's Done
Master the Assassination Skill Tree
Slippery Like A Fox
Master the Dodge Skill Tree.
Way of the Dodo
Kill a thousand Diggles.
Sallah, I Said No Camels
Master the Archaeology Skill Tree.
Hell Is Other Diggles
Enter Diggle Hell.
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Master the Perception Skill Tree.
Way of the Foot
Master the Unarmed Skill Tree.
Honorary Bolt Council Member
Master the Bow Skill Tree.
An Eagle In Every Liver
Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit
Master the Magic Training Skill Tree.
Master the Axe Skill Tree.
Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree.
Meet Your True Master
Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle.
Look, I'm A Game Developer!
Name the expansion pack.
It Tastes Like Pennies
Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree.
I Tink, Therefore I Am
Master the Tinkering Skill Tree.
Morale Improvement Expert
Master the Mace Skill Tree.
Steal This Achievement
Master the Burglary Skill Tree.
Master the Shield Skill Tree.
It's MY Dungeon
Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor.
Get killed at the "hands" of a Thrusty.
Be All You Can Be
Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando.
Master the Vampirism Skill Tree.
Some Of Them Are Thirsty
Get killed by a Thirsty Diggle.
Master the Golemancy Skill Tree.
Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode.
It Has A Knob On The End
Master the Staff Skill Tree.
Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.
Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death
Master the Alchemy Skill Tree.
98 Pound Weakling
Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle.
Dr. Livingstone, I Presume
Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree.
Love Slave of Yoggoth
Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.
Die by kicking a door down.
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
Stay invisible for 50 turns.
Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode.
The Humanoid Typhoon
Master the Deadshot Skill Tree.
Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.
On Her Majesty's Steampunk Service
Master the Clockwork Knight Skill Tree.
Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree.
Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree.
Stay Out Of My Head
Master the Psionics Skill Tree.
Loyal Soldier of the Empire
Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet.
Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree.
Dead Man's Chest
Master the Piracy Skill Tree.
It's Alive... And Gross!
Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree.
Create some Fruit.
You Know What Time It Is
Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer.
Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree
Dread and Buried
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath.
Paved With Good Intentions
Get killed by a Demon Diggle.
The Sea is a Cruel Mistress
Soylent Green Is... Soy, Actually
Master the Vegan Skill tree.
Master the Astrology Skill Tree.
Realms of the Id
Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.
There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"
Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree.
Everybody Loves a Pork Sword
Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.
Master the Werediggle Skill tree.
I Don't Remember Their Names, But They're Hungry
Get killed by a Hungry Diggle. We'll let you speculate about what happens next.
Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode.
The Devil's Achievement
Master the Demonology Skill tree.
Left For Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath. You total badass.
Golbez Is My New Master Now
Master the Polearms Skill Tree.
Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity
Master the Daggers Skill Tree.
You Have To Bang The Rocks Together, Guys
Master the Battle Geology Skill Tree.
Blinded With Science
Master the Rogue Scientist Skill Tree.
Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster.
Dread or Alive
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath.
Order of Lenin
Master the Communism Skill Tree.
You're Totally Emo
Master the Emomancy Skill tree.
Boil Water Advisory
Die by drinking acid from a fountain.
An Empowering Lemon Bundt
Master the Warlock Skill Tree.
Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously.
I Can't Believe That Worked
Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build.
The Achievement of the Sphinx
Master the Egyptian Magic Skill Tree.
Make a deal with the Diggle God of Hell.
I Didn't Ask For This
Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower.
The Truth Is Way Out There
Master the Paranormal Investigator Skill Tree.
Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism.
Krong is a Fickle God
Get cursed by Krong 100 times.
And Therefore, a Witch!
Master the Magical Law Skill Tree.
It's Good To Be a Bankster
Master the Bankster Skill Tree.
Monsters With Omelettes
Eat 100 Deep Omelettes.
Three Men In A Boat (Not Including the Diggle)
Master the Tourism Skill Tree.
Kill Vlad Digula.
Make 1000 potions.
Drop The Bomb.
You Used All The Glue on Purpose
Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.