Kill ten Diggles.
He Who Smelt It
Make an Ingot.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Find a Monster Zoo.
Kill a hundred Diggles.
He Chose... Poorly
Trigger 50 traps.
Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses
The Lake Wobegon Achievement
Eat some Lutefisk.
Welcome to Dredmor
Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle.
The Penitent Man Shall Pass
Disarm 50 traps.
It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This
Make a Weapon.
If Lost, Please Return to Wonkdonkler
Find a Set of Wizard Keys.
Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it.
Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn't love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog?
Make a piece of Armour.
I Smoulder With Generic Rage
Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.
Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle.
Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills... and die on Floor 1.
Playing For Both Teams
Play both the male and the female hero.
Die during the tutorial.
Taste the Rainbow
Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously.
Honey Badger Don't Care
Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.
Enrage the Shopkeeper.
Your Kung Fu is Weak
Die to an enemy counter-attack.
Developers! Developers! Developers!
Hit the Ballmer Peak.
Crime Doesn't Pay
Get killed by Brax.
Two Krongs Don't Make A Right
Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively.
Master the Smithing Skill Tree.
I Am Not Left Handed
Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree.
Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement
Master the Sword Skill Tree.
The Magic of the Wizard's Hangover
Complete a Wizardland.
AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.)
Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH!
Respect Mah Authoritah
Get killed by a Dread Collector.
Not the Bees!
Die at the hands of Thaumites.
This Root Shall Suffer
Imbibe the Root of T'Char.
Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering
Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree.
Stick A Knife In It, It's Done
Master the Assassination Skill Tree
Slippery Like A Fox
Master the Dodge Skill Tree.
Hell Is Other Diggles
Enter Diggle Hell.
Way of the Dodo
Kill a thousand Diggles.
Sallah, I Said No Camels
Master the Archaeology Skill Tree.
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Master the Perception Skill Tree.
Way of the Foot
Master the Unarmed Skill Tree.
Honorary Bolt Council Member
Master the Bow Skill Tree.
An Eagle In Every Liver
Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree
Meet Your True Master
Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle.
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit
Master the Magic Training Skill Tree.
Master the Axe Skill Tree.
Look, I'm A Game Developer!
Name the expansion pack.
Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree.
It Tastes Like Pennies
Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree.
I Tink, Therefore I Am
Master the Tinkering Skill Tree.
Morale Improvement Expert
Master the Mace Skill Tree.
Steal This Achievement
Master the Burglary Skill Tree.
Master the Shield Skill Tree.
It's MY Dungeon
Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor.
Get killed at the "hands" of a Thrusty.
Be All You Can Be
Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando.
Some Of Them Are Thirsty
Get killed by a Thirsty Diggle.
Master the Vampirism Skill Tree.
Master the Golemancy Skill Tree.
98 Pound Weakling
Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle.
Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode.
Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.
It Has A Knob On The End
Master the Staff Skill Tree.
Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death
Master the Alchemy Skill Tree.
Dr. Livingstone, I Presume
Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree.
Love Slave of Yoggoth
Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.
Die by kicking a door down.
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
Stay invisible for 50 turns.
Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode.
On Her Majesty's Steampunk Service
Master the Clockwork Knight Skill Tree.
The Humanoid Typhoon
Master the Deadshot Skill Tree.
Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree.
Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.
Paved With Good Intentions
Get killed by a Demon Diggle.
Stay Out Of My Head
Master the Psionics Skill Tree.
Loyal Soldier of the Empire
Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet.
Dead Man's Chest
Master the Piracy Skill Tree.
Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree.
It's Alive... And Gross!
Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree.
You Know What Time It Is
Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer.
Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree.
Soylent Green Is... Soy, Actually
Master the Vegan Skill tree.
Create some Fruit.
The Sea is a Cruel Mistress
Master the Astrology Skill Tree.
Realms of the Id
Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.
Dread and Buried
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath.
I Don't Remember Their Names, But They're Hungry
Get killed by a Hungry Diggle. We'll let you speculate about what happens next.
Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree
There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"
Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree.
Everybody Loves a Pork Sword
Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.
Master the Werediggle Skill tree.
Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity
Master the Daggers Skill Tree.
Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode.
The Devil's Achievement
Master the Demonology Skill tree.
Golbez Is My New Master Now
Master the Polearms Skill Tree.
Left For Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath. You total badass.
You Have To Bang The Rocks Together, Guys
Master the Battle Geology Skill Tree.
Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster.
Blinded With Science
Master the Rogue Scientist Skill Tree.
Dread or Alive
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath.
You're Totally Emo
Master the Emomancy Skill tree.
Order of Lenin
Master the Communism Skill Tree.
The Achievement of the Sphinx
Master the Egyptian Magic Skill Tree.
I Can't Believe That Worked
Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build.
Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously.
An Empowering Lemon Bundt
Master the Warlock Skill Tree.
Make a deal with the Diggle God of Hell.
The Truth Is Way Out There
Master the Paranormal Investigator Skill Tree.
Boil Water Advisory
Die by drinking acid from a fountain.
I Didn't Ask For This
Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower.
Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism.
It's Good To Be a Bankster
Master the Bankster Skill Tree.
And Therefore, a Witch!
Master the Magical Law Skill Tree.
Three Men In A Boat (Not Including the Diggle)
Master the Tourism Skill Tree.
Krong is a Fickle God
Get cursed by Krong 100 times.
Monsters With Omelettes
Eat 100 Deep Omelettes.
Kill Vlad Digula.
Drop The Bomb.
Make 1000 potions.
You Used All The Glue on Purpose
Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.