Got a Car and a Date
Complete "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
Start a Revolution
Complete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
Thick as a Baby's Arm
Complete "Lair of the Metal Queen"
One Hit Wonder
Purchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
Complete "Battle for Bladehenge"
French Kiss Instructor
Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams"
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Complete "Sanctuary of Sin"
Ran to the Hills
Complete "It's Raining Death"
I've never touched an axe before
Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode
Fistful of Fog
Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
No More Tears
Complete "Sea of Black Tears"
Master of the Flame
Double Team with every Ironheade unit
Complete Campaign mode on Gentle
Silence, ground walker!
Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
Slay 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
Complete Campaign mode on Normal
Complete 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
Free 40 Bound Serpents
Squeal Like a Chicken
Complete all racing secondary missions
Learn all guitar solos
Run down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.
Practice Bloody Practice
Win an AI stage battle - any difficulty
Acquire 3,000 Fire Tributes
Complete all hunting secondary missions
Summon all Motor Forges
Chisel four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.
Free 80 Bound Serpents
Now You Must Tell the Tale
View all Legends
Beard Beard Action Beard!
Make out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.
Cry Me a River
Kill 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.
Purchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge
Visit the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.
View all vistas
Voices From Beyond
Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
Free all 120 Bound Serpents
Coolest Thing Ever
Jump over a Hextadon in the Deuce
Complete Campaign mode on Brütal
If You Want Blood, You Got It
Kill 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.
Ride one of every ridable animal.
A Face Like a Beast
Kill 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.
Ride a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
Master of the Tear
Double Team with every Drowning Doom unit
Master of the Blood
Double Team with every Tainted Coil unit
Kill a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins
Win a single-player Stage Battle against the AI using only orders
Achieve 100% completion on the stats screen
Win an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty
Win a ranked multiplayer match
Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist
Play a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.
Six Degrees of Schafer
Play with or against another player who has this Achievement
Trap 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
Death From Above
Kill 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
Hammer of Fate Champion
Win 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
Win 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
Kill 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
Spend 250,000 fans - any mode
Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles.