I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me
Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale
Awarded for completing your 128th jump.
Air. Wind. Sun. Pain. I Am All of This, and Your Mom Makes a Fine Pasta Dinner.
Complete the Summer Sun level from the main menu with 5 stars. Available for a limited time during Summer 2011! Hurry!
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It
Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease
This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot
Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them
All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.