Global Gameplay Stats

Womb Room

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 47
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27.6%

One life is enough.

Live out a single life, then quit the game.
20.9%

0% Chance

Experience death before being born.
12.2%

One Life To Live

Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
12.0%

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Live 9 lives in Womb Room
7.8%

Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?

Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
7.5%

POG Champ!

You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
7.3%

Poor Investment

Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
7.2%

Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!

You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
7.1%

Hot pocket!

You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
7.0%

Happy Family!

Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
6.8%

Better Red Than Dead!

Having a soul is overrated.
6.6%

Angry Video Game Nerd

You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
4.3%

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams

9/11 was an inside job.
4.2%

Warm Popsicle

Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
3.5%

Early Warning Signs

Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
3.5%

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
3.4%

Everybody Hurts

Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
3.3%

Massacre

Die 50 times in Womb Room
3.2%

Pet Cemetery

Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
3.2%

Rage Against The Machine

Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
3.1%

I Don’t Want To Grow Up!

Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
3.0%

Psychiatrist's Wet Dream

Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
3.0%

Smells Like Teen Spirit!

Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
2.6%

Tears From Heaven

You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
2.6%

Darwin Award Nominee

Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
2.3%

Which Radical Movement is Right for You?

Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
2.2%

Get Off My Lawn!

Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
2.2%

Living Hell

Die 100 times in Womb Room
2.1%

Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters

Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
2.1%

Being an Adult is Sad Enough

Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
2.0%

Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed

Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
2.0%

Margaritaville!

Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
2.0%

Forever Young

Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
1.7%

Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet

Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
1.2%

Masochist

Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
1.0%

Future Serial Killer!

You’ve always looked good in red!
1.0%

D.A.R.E

What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
1.0%

Pills! Pills! Pills!

Pills! Pills! Pills!
1.0%

Participant Trophy

Everyone is sooo special!
1.0%

Irresponsible Parents

You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
1.0%

The Blood of Christ

Tastes delicious!
1.0%

But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!

Just repent on your death bed!
1.0%

Life is Meaningless

Die 10,000 times in Womb Room
0.9%

Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People

You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
0.9%

In The Not Too Distant Future

At least you still have all those red sweaters!
0.9%

When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest

Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
0.9%

In The Ghetto!

It’s the hard knock life!