Global Gameplay Stats

Patchman vs. Red Circles

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 20
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62.8%

Granny Apple

Grow Granny an Apple
47.9%

Sheeple Guy

Rescue a Sheeple Guy
24.8%

Sheeple Girl

Rescue a Sheeple Girl
14.5%

Green Thumb

Grow an apple without talking to Granny first
9.6%

Apple Appetite

Restore your health by eating apples (Granny's Cottage)
6.4%

Vitamin C

Show off your immunity to symbols (Fresh Fruit in the Fridge)
5.3%

Circle Boss

Defeat the Circle Boss
4.3%

Overgrowth

Kill a drone by planting a growth trap (Growth / Garage)
2.8%

Da Bear!

Get killed by bear while talking to Granny
2.5%

Beam Me Up

Get killed by a destructive beam
2.1%

Oblivion

Every machine and drone obliterated in the Circle Boss Factory
2.1%

Office Sheeple

Rescue an Office Sheeple
1.8%

Omnidodgient

Don't get hit by the Circle Boss
1.4%

Nya Nya!

Never get hit by a laser in the Convoluted Factory
1.4%

No Hoe Radio

Win Growth / Garage without a hoe
1.4%

Haha Wet Shoes

Dunk a Sheeple Tot in a river
1.4%

Lemming

Lead a Sheeple off a cliff
1.1%

Minimalist

Power down the Convoluted Factory without taking any tools or seeds from the shack
0.7%

Sneaky Sneak

Never seen once during A Destructive Beam In Town
0.4%

Not Patchman

Beat every level on NORMAL or HARD mode