Global Gameplay Stats

Goat Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 87
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44.4%

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
42.6%

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
40.4%

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
39.2%

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
38.7%

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
37.8%

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
37.5%

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
31.6%

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
29.8%

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
29.6%

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
26.9%

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
25.7%

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
25.3%

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
20.8%

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
18.2%

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
17.3%

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
16.9%

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
16.3%

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
15.6%

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
15.4%

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
13.7%

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
13.2%

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
12.4%

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
12.2%

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
11.2%

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11.1%

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
9.3%

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
8.8%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
8.1%

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
7.2%

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
5.5%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
5.2%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
4.9%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
4.7%

Jörgen

Jörgen.
4.6%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
4.2%

Mattress Madness [UNOBTAINABLE]

4.1%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
4.1%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
4.0%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
3.4%

Don't Panic

srsly
3.4%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines [UNOBTAINABLE]

3.4%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
3.2%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
2.9%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
2.9%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
2.9%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
2.5%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2.5%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2.4%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2.3%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2.3%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
2.2%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2.2%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
2.2%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
2.1%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2.0%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
2.0%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
1.9%

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
1.7%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
1.6%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
1.6%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
1.6%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
1.5%

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
1.5%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
1.4%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
1.4%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
1.3%

I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2
1.1%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
1.0%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
0.9%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
0.8%

BFF

Lick a friend
0.7%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
0.7%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
0.6%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
0.5%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
0.4%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
0.4%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
0.3%

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
0.3%

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
0.3%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
0.3%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
0.3%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
0.2%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
0.2%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
0.2%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
0.2%

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
0.2%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game