Global Gameplay Stats

Goat Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 71
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FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
43.7%


Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
41.8%


Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
39.7%


Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
38.0%


What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
36.9%


Angel Goat

Do no evil.
36.2%


Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
34.8%


LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
30.6%


Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
30.1%


Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
29.9%


Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
25.3%


Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
24.9%


Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
23.8%


A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
19.3%


Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
17.3%


Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
17.2%


Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
16.0%


Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
15.9%


Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
15.1%


Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
13.9%


Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
13.0%


I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
12.3%


Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11.5%


Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
11.4%


Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
10.7%


A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
9.9%


Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
9.2%


Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
9.1%


Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
7.0%


Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
6.2%


One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
4.8%


Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
4.6%


The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
4.6%


The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
4.3%


Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
4.1%


Jörgen

Jörgen.
4.0%


Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
4.0%


Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
3.7%


GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
3.6%


Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
3.4%


Don't Panic

srsly
3.1%


Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2.9%


Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
2.8%


Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
2.5%


Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
2.5%


Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
2.4%


The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2.2%


Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2.1%


Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2.1%


ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2.0%


Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2.0%


Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
1.9%


Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
1.9%


One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
1.9%


Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
1.8%


Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
1.8%


Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
1.7%


Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
1.6%


Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
1.4%


Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
1.3%


SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
1.3%


Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
1.2%


I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2
1.2%


Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
1.2%


Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
1.2%


The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
1.1%


Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
0.9%


Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
0.8%


BFF

Lick a friend
0.7%


An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
0.7%


Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
0.4%