Global Gameplay Stats

Goat Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 47
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FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
43.9%


Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
39.7%


Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
37.7%


What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
36.8%


Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
32.1%


Angel Goat

Do no evil.
31.8%


Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
31.5%


LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
29.8%


Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
29.1%


Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
26.7%


Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
26.7%


Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
19.9%


Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
18.5%


Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
18.5%


Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
18.0%


A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
15.4%


Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
14.8%


I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13.3%


Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
13.2%


Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
12.4%


Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
11.9%


Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
10.2%


Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
9.4%


Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
8.3%


A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
7.4%


Matress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
5.4%


Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
4.6%


Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.2%


The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
3.8%


Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
3.8%


The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
3.3%


Vegas, baby

Hit The jackpot
3.0%


Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
2.6%


Don't Panic

srsly
2.5%


The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2.4%


GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2.3%


One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
1.7%


Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
1.6%


Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
1.6%


Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
1.5%


Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
1.5%


Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
1.4%


Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
1.2%


Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
1.2%


SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
1.0%


I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2
0.9%


Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
0.9%